a TA's lucky day
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:17 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:27 pm
His works cited are awesome.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:49 pm
Im surprised the teacher was dumb enough to give it a grade. 
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:54 pm
Based on the crappy handwriting, I'm guessing that a middle school student graded it.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:31 pm
61% D- for a paper that crappy
= fake
I do know of a similar type of paper someone wrote in high school, though. It was rumored a certain English teacher only read the first and last paragraphs of papers he was grading, unless they were written by the few students he really liked. One guy decided to test this. He wrote his 5-page essay, and then stuck a paragraph in the middle of page 3 that was just a rant about the teacher, calling him gay and stuff like that. Sure enough, when he got the essay back, it had a couple of nitpicky marks in the first and last paragraphs, a grade of B+, and nothing to indicate the teacher ever saw the rant on page 3.
= fake
I do know of a similar type of paper someone wrote in high school, though. It was rumored a certain English teacher only read the first and last paragraphs of papers he was grading, unless they were written by the few students he really liked. One guy decided to test this. He wrote his 5-page essay, and then stuck a paragraph in the middle of page 3 that was just a rant about the teacher, calling him gay and stuff like that. Sure enough, when he got the essay back, it had a couple of nitpicky marks in the first and last paragraphs, a grade of B+, and nothing to indicate the teacher ever saw the rant on page 3.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:33 pm
^ = Awesome
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:42 pm
ROFL
Best
Paper
EVER!!!
Best
Paper
EVER!!!
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:11 pm
That's some funny ★■◆●.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:10 am
I figured you would get a kick out of it Lothar.
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:17 am
I smell sarcasm. 
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:08 am
Didn't you post the other one that was like this too Ferny?
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:00 pm
Yeah that's a good SB
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:41 pm
no way its real
but still equally hilarious
but still equally hilarious
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:49 pm
Haha
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:29 pm
XD
Loved the works cited, too.
Loved the works cited, too.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:23 am
"this font is smaller than the last"
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:59 am
ive written worse and gotten a D. in home economics in 9th grade i wrote 5 pages of "im gonna marry someone who can cook, clean, and do my laundry" for a paper we had to do. 5 page report for home ec. BS. i got a d because i was 1 of 2 people who turned something in.
but, its probably fake.
but, its probably fake.
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:47 pm
ROFL kurupt
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:32 pm
ROFL
Thats just wrong.
btw, wheres Mobius and his page and a half rant about the spelling and bad grammar?
Thats just wrong.
btw, wheres Mobius and his page and a half rant about the spelling and bad grammar?