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The Real Equation for Women
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:08 am
by ccb056
Well, since we now have two threads about picking up women, I think I am justified to tell you exactly what you are getting into.
(Yes, this equation is rather old, but suiting.)
Women are the product of time and money.
Women == Time x Money
Time is money
Time == Money
Therefore
Women == Money x Money == (Money)^2
Money is the root of all evil
Money == (evil)^(1/2)
(Money)^2 == evil
Women == (Money)^2 == evil
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 6:52 am
by Iceman
Correction. This thread is about picking up women. Mine is not. Mine is about common sense and respect for women ... common sense has no relationship to techniques for picking up women.
I hate to say it dood but it looks as if you have some issues to be resolved
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:41 pm
by Avder
No hes right, women are evil.
I mean, if it wasnt for those gullible, manipulative wenches we'd still be in the garden of evil.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:06 pm
by Unix
Avder wrote:No hes right, women are evil.
I mean, if it wasnt for those gullible, manipulative wenches we'd still be in the garden of evil.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:29 pm
by Lobber
The only problem with his formula is that one of the postulates is based upon a false precept.
Money is not the root of all evil
The LOVE OF money is the root.
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:37 pm
by Iceman
Wow, excellent point! Re-formulate CCB
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:00 pm
by ccb056
well, you guys just shot the formula to hell
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:16 pm
by dissent
Ok, let's try this ...
If the Love of Money is the root of evil, then
Love x Money = evil^1/2
thus evil = love^2 x money^2
since women = money^2, then
evil = love^2 x women and therefore
love = (evil/women)^1/2, or in words
love is the root of evil over women.
Now this makes better sense if we realize that it is not love of money but LUST of money that is the root of evil. Thus
LUST is the root of evil over women!!
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:26 pm
by Mr. Perfect
dissent wrote:LUST is the root of evil over women!!
What?
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:32 pm
by dissent
Hey, I just did the algebra.
Wat do you think it means???
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:46 pm
by Iceman
I don't know what it means but I am starting to get excited.