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Proof that the US Military R&D is full of horny toads

Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:28 pm
by MD-2389
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_pag ... 62,00.html
US military wanted 'sex bomb'
By Milanda Rout
January 14, 2005

A "SEX bomb" that would make enemy soldiers irresistible to each other was considered by the US military.

Declassified documents reveal the Pentagon toyed with the idea of an aphrodisiac chemical weapon in 1994.

The gas would have made enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. The weapon's developers said homosexual behaviour among troops would deal a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

The plans, unearthed from a US air force laboratory in Ohio, were published in New Scientist magazine.
:lol: :mrgreen:

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:01 am
by Lothar
Image

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:03 am
by Top Gun
That's the worst biological weapon I've ever heard of. :lol:

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:09 am
by Couver_
Least we had it on our side...

Thank Jeebus for my MCU2P if the otherside came up with it :D

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:53 am
by Lobber
Image removed because bandwith thievery is wrong. If you aren't hosting it yourself or have explicit permission from the host, don't embed it. - MD

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:59 am
by Iceman
Oh man that is so funny. These ulra-freaky islamic exremists hate homosexuality so much and ... imagine if Allah knew they were pumping each other ... they would have to kill themselves to please him.

BTW: funny pix guys

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:14 am
by AceCombat
LMAO!!!!


no more Bin Laden

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:16 am
by Lobber
Bin Laid'em

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:09 pm
by kurupt
man, i live right down the road to what i think is probably the aforementioned "ohio labratory," that is, lockheed martin's weapons lab. i hope that stuff doesnt leak. :(

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:14 pm
by Iceman
Lobber wrote:Bin Laid'em
ROTFL!

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:21 pm
by Sergeant Thorne
It may seem like a good idea in the eyes of some warped military individual, but it takes on a whole new light in the event of our soldiers being captured by the enemy. :oops: That's really sick.

Someone needs to get their head out of the mushroom clouds.

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:28 pm
by AceCombat
kurupt wrote:man, i live right down the road to what i think is probably the aforementioned "ohio labratory," that is, lockheed martin's weapons lab. i hope that stuff doesnt leak. :(

where exactly is that location kur?

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:42 pm
by Perediablo
MCU2P...haven't heard that one in a while. YES! Thank god for them suckers!

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:47 pm
by Zoop!
AceCombat wrote:
kurupt wrote:man, i live right down the road to what i think is probably the aforementioned "ohio labratory," that is, lockheed martin's weapons lab. i hope that stuff doesnt leak. :(
where exactly is that location kur?
Ace, if you know about it in advance, you can not use it as an excuse.

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:06 pm
by Krom
Now just think if terrorists got a hold of this and made it radioactive, it would be a dirty sex bomb!

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:21 pm
by AceCombat
Zoop! wrote:
AceCombat wrote:
kurupt wrote:man, i live right down the road to what i think is probably the aforementioned "ohio labratory," that is, lockheed martin's weapons lab. i hope that stuff doesnt leak. :(
where exactly is that location kur?
Ace, if you know about it in advance, you can not use it as an excuse.

ehhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay



if i already knew about it, why would i be asking kurupt where that building is. which is very close to both sides of my grandparents location.

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:46 pm
by Zoop!
eh, i probably did not read. oh well. :)

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:29 pm
by kurupt
lockheed martin has several different buildings in the immediate area. one on massilon road, one on lakeside ave, one on euclid ave, and one on south main st. its the one on south main st that goes pretty far underground that i'm afraid of :(

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:36 pm
by dissent
Hah. Better living through chemistry.

Look for it to be a designer perfume before next Christmas. That would be making the military pay for itself. Hmm, I wonder what they'd call it ......

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:46 pm
by kurupt
Premiscuous. For Men.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:12 am
by roid
very interesting indeed. for this to be considered research material: that would suggest somewhat of a demonstratable or at least conceptually likely result.

...suggesting that they actually have a chemical that makes you homosexual and irrestistably randy.
the mind boggles.
Krom wrote:Now just think if terrorists got a hold of this and made it radioactive, it would be a dirty sex bomb!
:lol:

the news article shouldn't have said they were "unearthed", they should have said they found the plans in a closet or something :P.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:32 am
by bash
Along the same lines of Krom's excellent bon mot, if they mashed it with nerve agents it would be a Nervous Sex Bomb. :roll:

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:50 am
by Beowulf
An aphrodisiac bomb eh? That explains Abu Ghraib

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:51 pm
by Tyranny
I wasn't aware that Lockheed Martin dealt with biological and chemical materials. We have 5 Lockheed locations in Arizona. Two Boeing locations, one is just down the street, lol. Most of the Lockheed locations are anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hr drives from where I live.

This stuff is funny though. I'm sure they've messed with all kinds of weird things. Afterall, humankind can think of some of the most inventive ways to either kill you or deal with a problem one way or another ;) The US certainly hasn't come up with some of the best inventions humankind has seen over the last 200 years due to lack of trying new things :P

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:02 pm
by kurupt
Lockheed Martin does lots of things. the one down the street from me specifically concentrates on computer systems for the military. the navigation systems on smart bombs and the like. but its not the only thing they do.

Re: Proof that the US Military R&D is full of horny toad

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:40 pm
by Duper
MD-2389 wrote:http://www.news.com.au/common/story_pag ... 62,00.html
US military wanted 'sex bomb'
By Milanda Rout
January 14, 2005

A "SEX bomb" that would make enemy soldiers irresistible to each other was considered by the US military.

Declassified documents reveal the Pentagon toyed with the idea of an aphrodisiac chemical weapon in 1994.

The gas would have made enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. The weapon's developers said homosexual behaviour among troops would deal a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

The plans, unearthed from a US air force laboratory in Ohio, were published in New Scientist magazine.
:lol: :mrgreen:
Instead it was bottled here in the States and labeled "Viagra"

:mrgreen:

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:04 am
by MD-2389
AceCombat wrote:LMAO!!!!


no more Bin Laden
Nah, it wouldn't work on him. Its common knowlege that ol' Binny was into goats. ;) (/Joe Cartoon ref)

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:51 pm
by KlubMarcus
:idea: Hmmmm... can someone turn that into a Descent 3 Weapons Mod? :lol:

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:57 pm
by Dedman
Don't ask don't tell.

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 10:01 pm
by MD-2389
KlubMarcus wrote::idea: Hmmmm... can someone turn that into a Descent 3 Weapons Mod? :lol:
I'm sure the Outrage crew would just looove that. ;) Fire off a blackshark and instead of destroying everything in range, it makes all the robots gangbang your ship. :D

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:14 pm
by AceCombat
ROTFLMAO!!!!


nice one MD

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:31 pm
by El Ka Bong
.. In Subway Dancer the mega missles seem to do just that: chase you around and around and around like some giant red, explosive supository pill...

...imagining the "Dirty-homo/homer bomb", I envisioned a D3 modified weapon/missle that changes all the robots, ships and weapons into a "homing" mode, so they horn' in on your ship, chasing you all over in some kind of "auto-homing-mode"... Of course the effect would have to wear off. And only a few such rockets are made available per game...

And Stryker; what did you mean when you imagined the "Greek Fire Rocket " ..? in that other post ?..

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