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I nominate this lady for a Darwin award:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/18/balcon ... index.html

/me cues up Queen - Another one bites the dust.mp3

NORTH FORT MYERS, Florida

'Nuff said!

Did you say something, Mistuh Joe-Juh?

"Hey watch what I can still do....whoa..whoa...aahhhhhhh."

"Hmm, yep your abilty to kill yourself sure hasn't diminished over the years. You must work out."

Yeah she gets a Darwin award but sheesh ... that is sad.

haha!

Iceman wrote:Yeah she gets a Darwin award but sheesh ... that is sad.

x2

Dedman wrote:NORTH FORT MYERS, Florida

'Nuff said!

HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!


i gotta admit though, i do see alot of stupid shiznit happen everytime i visit down there with relatives and family

AceCombat wrote:HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!

That explains SOOO much

Molly Jerman, 23, of Cape Coral

I live in Cape Coral

"Hey everybody! Watch this!"

Always check for safety before saying something like that.

rofl!

Good, more oxygen for me.

Tyranny wrote:haha!

My thoughts exactly.

Tyranny wrote:

AceCombat wrote:HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!

That explains SOOO much

SHADDUP!!!

Ace <-- grabs a 5lb Salmon and bish slaps Tyranny

Very sad, senseless, stupid.

sooo, does anyone have the video?

dissent wrote:Very sad, senseless, stupid.

Why is it sad? I think it's hilarious. If someone's that dense, Mr. Darwin will catch up to them sooner or later.

Krom wrote:"Hey everybody! Watch this!"

Always check for safety before saying something like that.

Especially when you're hanging out with a group of rednecks that have had a few cold ones.

It's not funny. I can relate, somewhat. I might do something like that. I would probably have landed on my feet though, if I fell. She should have been more careful, it had obviously been a while since she had done the stunt.

"Foul play is not believed to be involved"

yeah right i bet he push her

Wow, that blows.

I almost did the same thing at a hotel in London a few years back. I was completly sodden with cheap vodka and was trying to impress females, in fact i've deserved the Darwin award upon various occasions throughout my youth.

Can't we all say the same thing??

Flabby..No?

Iceman, this isn't sad. What's sad is people with her lack of mental capacity that go out of their way to run over an animal. What is sad is the life of a good, honest person is snuffed due to people of the above caliber that decide it's cool to go out and shoot up crystal meth and kill someone. That is sad.
Some brain-dead woman who doesn't have enough sense to do her stunt on the ground floor simply saves the planet just that little bit more from future generations of complete morons. This wasn't an accident. This was stupidity, and there's far too much of it. The more that try this stuff, the better.!

WarAdvocat wrote:Did you say something, Mistuh Joe-Juh?

While I canâ??t deny that my current state has its fair share of crackpots (heh, we have after all), I lived in Florida for 7 years so I feel I am qualified to make my earlier statement

ROFL

I gotta admit it does get scary sometimes when you get out into the rural areas here in FL.

Wow, great place for a handstand.

AceCombat wrote:HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!

What happened to the adoption story?

that girl was so young.... and if not for her clown shoe behavior and over confidence in her physical abilities she could have supplied many a dumbarse frat boy and smoove bar liar so much ultra cheap sex.

what a loss.

BUBBALOU wrote:

AceCombat wrote:HEY!! STOP DISSING MY BIRTHTOWN!!!

What happened to the adoption story?

you f00king moron!!

i still know were i was born!!

Top Gun wrote:

dissent wrote:Very sad, senseless, stupid.

Why is it sad? I think it's hilarious. If someone's that dense, Mr. Darwin will catch up to them sooner or later.

Because even morons have families and friends. We spend a lot of time at my workplace talking about assessing risk before doing anything. This person should have consulted SOMEONE before thinking this was a stunt worth attempting.

You obviously haven't really assessed her complete lack of assessing ability.

Yeah, some people are probably irredeemable.

Yeah, Dissent, but it's obvious she wasn't thinking about them at the time. In fact, it's obvious that she wasn't thinking at all. Her idiotic act took a lot more than her own life; that's what makes it so pathetic.

TheCops wrote:that girl was so young.... and if not for her clown shoe behavior and over confidence in her physical abilities she could have supplied many a dumbarse frat boy and smoove bar liar so much ultra cheap sex.

what a loss.

Ya know, I knew you were going to post that.

It was a horrible circus accident, They forgot to install the net at the hotel first.

Someone will probably want to sue someone about this...

dissent wrote:We spend a lot of time at my workplace talking about assessing risk before doing anything.

And yet you still post here. You must not be very good at risk assesment

Unix wrote:Someone will probably want to sue someone about this...

Ya, I can see her family suing the hotel for not having 10' railings on the balcony or something.

Dedman wrote:

dissent wrote:We spend a lot of time at my workplace talking about assessing risk before doing anything.

And yet you still post here. You must not be very good at risk assesment

Well, if we talk about it long enough we don't have to be too worried about being good at risk assessment because we never get around to actually DOING anything.