Idaho fish story
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:13 pm
A man was stopped by a game-warden in northern Idaho recently with two buckets of fish leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, do you have a license to catch those fish?
The man replied to the game warden, No, sir. These are my pet fish.
Pet fish? the warden replied.
Yes sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the river and let them swim around for a while, I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them home.
That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, Here, I'll show you. It really works.
O.K. I've GOT to see this! The game warden was curious now. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well."
Well,what? the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back? The game warden prompted.
Call who back? The man asked.
The FISH!!!
What fish? The man asked.
The man replied to the game warden, No, sir. These are my pet fish.
Pet fish? the warden replied.
Yes sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the river and let them swim around for a while, I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them home.
That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, Here, I'll show you. It really works.
O.K. I've GOT to see this! The game warden was curious now. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well."
Well,what? the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back? The game warden prompted.
Call who back? The man asked.
The FISH!!!
What fish? The man asked.