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Quote of the day

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:09 am
by Admiral Thrawn
Maybe I'm just crazy like this, but this quote from a user on fark.com said this about Lara Boyle and it had me cracking up
I'd hit it, maybe crack it in half. Then hit the bigger chunk.
Has anybody else found a quote that has just tickled their funny bone? If so, I'd love to see it.

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:20 am
by DCrazy

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:44 am
by Robo
Mr Winner, can a human leave fingerprints on a parsnip?

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:24 am
by Tyranny
<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story
<Dragon-Beast> so so so easy
<lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers
<Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach its target audience.
hahaha

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:50 pm
by Boo
You're in a Lift, i.e. UP. I could call the service company, but they might say that if it were meant to go down as well as up it would be called a 'Lift and Fall or Drop or something'... -The BOFH

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:13 pm
by Robo
DCrazy+Robo on AIM wrote:Robo: So do you want me to post you some curry and rice then?
DC: sure, address is ** ***** **, *********, **, THE MOON
Robo: It probably wont arrive in time :P
DC: ★■◆● i just gave you my ★■◆●ing address
Robo: lol.. its okay, the government already has it
DC: hell i'm not concerned about the government
odsrobo: Your concerned about me, curryman? :P
DC: but if you give that address to roid I'm joining the witness protection program

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:26 pm
by Lothar
Just now, while grading papers...
Drakona: is that the integral you were trying to solve with Mathematica?
Lothar: yeah... it gave me some sort of FresnelC function...
Drakona: When Mathematica swears at you, it's time to give up.

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:33 pm
by Tyranny
n3rds :roll:

;)

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:58 pm
by Vertigo 99
HAHA LOTHAR'S FUNNY SIG SOUNDS LIKE A COMIC STRIP FROM THE NEW YORKER

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:27 pm
by DCrazy
Robo wrote:
DCrazy+Robo on AIM wrote:Robo: So do you want me to post you some curry and rice then?
DC: sure, address is ** ***** **, *********, **, THE MOON
Robo: It probably wont arrive in time :P
And he actually mailed me the curry. /worship

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:29 pm
by Robo
:P

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:39 pm
by roid
or did HE?

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:03 am
by Robo
roid wrote:or did HE?
What, do you want one?

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:43 am
by roid
DC does not know if it's your curry, or my curry.

and no i don't want one for i have my own superior curry.

(where'd i park my elephant?)

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:35 am
by Robo
I sent him a Tika Massala, and a nann bread.

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:37 am
by WhollyCow
I don't know, but it's not as big as largepox.

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:24 am
by Scratch
On this other bb I frequent I read some post that some guy was shifting his car without the clutch. Granted I know this can be done....but why? My reply was "Shifting without the clutch is like masturbating with a cheese grator. Sure it's different and mildly entertaining...but mostly it's painful."