What it looks like after you rear-end a Cop at a Red Light
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:04 pm
(thx to Kirian for the pic )
And here's the Kali Chat Log that lead up to it:
[10:44] <Kirian> got another car yet?
[10:44] <|CM|>Dragon-X> yah
[10:44] <|CM|>Dragon-X> my civic is at ur house isn't it
[10:44] <|CM|>Dragon-X> and i got to get around somehow
[10:44] <|CM|>Dragon-X> but anyways
[10:44] <Kirian> At least I didn't run into a cop's car while it was parked at a red light:P
[10:45] <|CM|>jb> lol
[10:45] <|CM|>Dragon-X> doh
[10:45] <Lobber> rofl
[10:45] <Lobber> thats bad
[10:46] <|CM|>Dragon-X> it wasn't my fault some red durango was blocking my vision and pulled out int he turn lane and left me to run into the cop
[10:46] <Kirian> That's a new excuse
[10:46] <|CM|>Dragon-X> there would have to be an old excuse to be a new excuse
[10:46] <Kirian> Weren't the usual excuse was the "I was looking at my radio/cd"
[10:46] <|CM|>Dragon-X> and that was a reason
[10:46] <|CM|>Dragon-X> not an excuse
[10:46] <|CM|>Dragon-X> no
[10:47] <Lobber> how hard did you hit him
[10:47] <Kirian> The very same thing that caused you to run into that red car back a few years ago when you drove us to school in Monica's car?:P
[10:47] <|CM|>Dragon-X> that was the time in chereokee hills and a let off the brake in nutural and ran behind someone
[10:47] <|CM|>Dragon-X> yah
[10:47] <|CM|>Dragon-X> that time
[10:47] <Kirian> You were looking at the cd!
[10:47] <|CM|>Dragon-X> exactly
[10:47] <|CM|>Dragon-X> that was that time
[10:47] <Kirian> I was like "Uh. there's a car ahead" and you looked up and slammed on the breaks
[10:47] <Lobber> lol, kir's family is backwards.... the girl can use a computer and the boy can't drive
[10:48] <|CM|>Dragon-X> the cop was my loss of vision by some big durango
[10:48] <Lobber> usually its the other way around
[10:48] <|CM|>Dragon-X> they should be ban from the markey
[10:48] <Kirian> sure
[10:48] <|CM|>Dragon-X> our family is very backwards
[10:48] <Lobber> so you didn't see that very tall, very bright, very red light?
[10:49] <|CM|>Dragon-X> nope
[10:49] <|CM|>Dragon-X> we were coming over a hill
[10:49] <Kirian> Is that the light in front of my work?
[10:49] <Lobber> so you were probably driving faster than you could see
[10:49] <Lobber> never drive faster than you can see
[10:49] <Kirian> Lob's got a point:P
[10:50] <Lobber> dragonx obviously speeds
[10:50] <|CM|>jb> which, in x's case, prolly isnt very fast
[10:50] <Kirian> o_O
[10:50] <|CM|>Dragon-X> religously lobber
[10:51] <|CM|>Dragon-X> but i was going behind the durango
[10:51] <Kirian> Lemme take a pic of x's car...
[10:51] <|CM|>Dragon-X> i was going as fast as them
[10:51] <Kirian> I'll offer the pic of the damage:P
[10:51] <|CM|>Dragon-X> oh ★■◆●
[10:51] <Lobber> rofl
[10:51] <|CM|>Dragon-X> well after that u know
[10:51] <|CM|>Dragon-X> i did do some other damage
[10:51] <|CM|>Dragon-X> bc well
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[10:51] <Lobber> so the durango side stepped out of the way, to miss the cop car, and you didnt
[10:51] <|CM|>Dragon-X> it was alrdy fucked up
[10:52] <|CM|>Dragon-X> right
[10:52] <|CM|>Dragon-X> bc durango got in the turn lane
[10:52] <{USA}Moment> <|CM|>Dragon-X> i was alrdy fucked up
[10:52] <|CM|>Dragon-X> i wasn't turning
[10:52] <Lobber> i love doing that, but ive never had anyone as dumb as you driving behind me, so no one ever crashes
[10:52] <|CM|>Dragon-X> it!
[10:52] <|CM|>Dragon-X> damn moment
[10:52] <|CM|>Dragon-X> well they set me up good
[10:52] <|CM|>Dragon-X> they're turn signal was green
[10:53] <|CM|>Dragon-X> and they didn't slow down and didn't have a turn signal on
[10:53] <|CM|>Dragon-X> so i just kept on truckin behind em
[10:53] <|CM|>Dragon-X> then boom
[10:53] <{USA}Moment> a green turn signal?? what country you live in??
[10:53] <|CM|>Dragon-X> no
[10:53] <|CM|>Dragon-X> the light
[10:53] <|CM|>Dragon-X> they're light was green
[10:53] <|CM|>Dragon-X> to turn
[10:53] <|CM|>Dragon-X> dumbass!
[10:54] <{USA}Moment> so you where tailgating and crashed into them, hahahahahaha now thats funny
[10:54] <|CM|>Dragon-X> no i was tailgating and i crashed into a cop
[10:54] <{USA}Moment> and you call me a dumass
[10:54] <{USA}Moment> hahahahaha
[10:54] <|CM|>Dragon-X> u are
[10:54] <|CM|>Dragon-X> but i aint sayin i'm not one either
[10:55] <{USA}Moment> a cop no less, hahahaha cut it out my sides are hurting
[10:55] <|CM|>Dragon-X> hehehe
[10:55] <{USA}Moment> that should be on americas funnest home videos
[10:56] <Lobber> he was tailgating a durango, at high speed, over a hill, the durango did an evasive maneuver, to hit a green turn signal, meanwhile he's still in the same lane, as a stopped cop car at a red light
[10:56] <Lobber> boom
[10:56] <|CM|>Dragon-X> yup
[10:56] <Lobber> so he wasn't paying enough attention to the road, not looking up at the lights
[10:56] <Lobber> but only at the car ahead of him
[10:57] <{USA}Moment> or that commercel where the guy on the snowmobel goes like 50 feet in the air, and it says "people do dum thing" hahaha
[10:57] <Lobber> you have to pay attention to the road, not tunnel vision at the car dead ahead
[10:57] <|CM|>Dragon-X> i couldn't see infront of the damn thing now i coould i?
[10:57] <{USA}Moment> x-ray vision
[10:57] <Lobber> you had to be riding his tailpipe to be blinded to a stoplight
[10:57] <{USA}Moment> your Dragon X after all
[10:57] <|CM|>jb> could have taken into account that something might appear in its path
[10:57] <|CM|>Dragon-X> alright
[10:58] <Lobber> what kind of car were you driving
[10:58] <|CM|>Dragon-X> enough about my driving escapades alrdy
[10:58] <|CM|>jb> prolly were too close on its tail too like lobber says
[10:58] <|CM|>Dragon-X> 95 honda civic 5 speed
[10:58] <{USA}Moment> jusy chalk it up to being a dumass and get on with life
[10:58] <|CM|>jb> so its proven u cant drive x
[10:58] <|CM|>jb> ure a good consumer tho
[10:58] <Lobber> riced up no doubt
[10:58] <|CM|>jb> use up two cars per year
[10:58] <|CM|>Dragon-X> ur about right jb
[10:59] <|CM|>jb> x ure a good patriot
[10:59] <|CM|>Dragon-X> 2 years owning my own vehicles i've had 5 now
[10:59] <{USA}Moment> <|CM|>jb>use up two cars per year, i use 50lbs of AID's drugs
[10:59] <Lobber> you're the reason my insurance is so damn high
[10:59] <|CM|>jb> bush's buddies love u
[10:59] <{USA}Moment> insurance?? whats that??
[10:59] <Lobber> lol
[11:00] <|CM|>Dragon-X> u pay money to ppl who will say they will help u out but when u ask they say ★■◆● off moment
[11:00] <Kirian> brb
[11:00] <{USA}Moment> any time I have had a crash it was always a dumass like X running into me
[11:00] <|CM|>Dragon-X> crap shes probably goin to take a picture
Kirian left chat (Leaving) at 11:01:26.
[11:01] <{USA}Moment> yup she's taking a pic and sending it to the guy you hit, hahahahaha
|CM|>kirian joined chat at 11:02:08.
[11:02] <{USA}Moment> i hope you got rid of the joint before the other cops got there
[11:02] <|CM|>kirian> One of them is kinda sideways, pay no mind to that
|CM|>kirian offers the following files for downloading:
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File;//|CM|>kirian/car1.jpg/434338