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monkey boy. the early years.

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:26 am
by roid
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ballmerwindows.html

a 15 year old microsoft AD with steve balmer. he hasn't ever changed :lol:

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:32 am
by Unix
Dayum Roid. You be all over ebaums today.

And just to save everyone time, the phone number does *not* work :(

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:40 am
by roid
i am






bored

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:46 am
by Avder
Youre always bored. Go download a few gigabytes of porn, pick up a bottle of lube and for the love of all things sacred, do not tell us about it. Just wear yourself out. Break your wrist if you have to.

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:16 am
by roid
well i hope i can figure out something, i'm jumping outa my skin.

piano head bashing perhaps?

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:53 am
by Avder
Go get drunk and pass out. Tomorrow when you wake up in a pool of your own filth you'll be sufficiently exhausted.

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:03 am
by roid
did i tell you your ideas are the worst ever?

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:56 am
by JMEaT
roid wrote:piano head bashing perhaps?
Ahaha, you rock roid. :lol:

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:58 am
by woodchip
Roidy, why don't you go out and try to catch a tiger snake. Guaranteed you won't be bored.

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:00 am
by WarAdvocat
don't listen to these people.

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:29 pm
by Top Wop
Ever tried spitting into the wind?

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:51 pm
by Avder
Pissing into the wind is funner.

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:43 pm
by roid
i'm cured :D

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:01 pm
by Avder
Bullshi*.

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:22 pm
by roid
hmm, yes perhaps it's just gone into remission... again :lol:

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:38 am
by dissent
roid,

four words.

pick

up

a

book

(yes, ability to read is assumed and implied)

problem solved. This session is free.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:17 pm
by Robo
lol..