Math makes sense

[Poozilla]

This is an old one, but today it seems to work better than ever :


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they
are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
!
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical
certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will
get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
Bull**** and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

[Darkside Heartless]

LOL!!!! Oh, that's good!

[JMEaT]

Rofflez!

[Deadmeat]

Almost 63 years and I FINALLY get the answer to why I never succeeded.

[Mobius]

Call that math? I call that numerology.

[catch22]

I call it truth.

Nice

[Nexus_One]

I just fell outta my chair, that's some funny shiz.

[XSabre]

lol!

[Mr. Perfect]

There was another word that added up to 110%, and it was applied to when someone said "I'll give 110%!". I thought it was "bull****", but that's not adding up right...

[Krags]

For the record, it isn't "brown-nosing," but that'll get you to a nice 150%.