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In a truly stunning display of intellectual prowess, today George made an announcement:

"Bush Says Iran Is Not Iraq"

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!

He also suggested they send a memo to inform New Zealand men that there is a difference between girls and girl sheep.
But the State Department thought, albeit an important distinction, being so blunt would strain foriegn relations.
When pressed by the presidents staff as to why we should care about the sensitivities of a country full of sheep buggering know-it-all's the State Department declined to respond...

Mindful of past divisions in the lead-up to the Iraq war, Bush said after talks with German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder it was vital for Iran to hear the world speak with one voice.

urgh

i'd say for anyone to be taken seriously it would be vital for the world to speak this time with many completely independant voices - we don't need another all eggs in one basket - "coalition of looking for WMDs" fuckup.

can it be done?

Will Robinson wrote:But the State Department thought, albeit an important distinction, being so blunt would strain foriegn relations.

Reminds me of all the people here who get tight-assed when the PM states her opinion on what the US is up to lately.

They just fail to realise that firstly, what she says is so subtle and possibly ambiguous you'd have to be trying to take offence from it, and that secondly, the US couldn't really give a damn what the leader of a country so small most people don't even know where it is thinks anyway...

Lothar wrote:

Tyranny wrote:

Will Robinson wrote:He also suggested they send a memo to inform New Zealand men that there is a difference between girls and girl sheep.
But the State Department thought, albeit an important distinction, being so blunt would strain foriegn relations.
When pressed by the presidents staff as to why we should care about the sensitivities of a country full of sheep buggering know-it-all's the State Department declined to respond...

LMFAO @ Will

Mobius......

just shut up already.

O.o I thought you liked cracks at the president?

Though it is a bit cheap, I suppose...

I do, but mobius still needs to shut up. A simple crack at the president harldy makes for a worthwhile topic in the E&C. If they did, thered be thousands of them.

Avder wrote:A simple crack at the president harldy makes for a worthwhile topic in the E&C.

Yep. This wasn't ever meant to be a discussion thread, it was meant to be a cheapshot, so we've responed in kind. Now that we've all gotten it out of our systems, it's time for this thread to end.

Mobi: in the future, if you just want to insult someone without actually having a real discussion, please do so elsewhere.