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Good candidates for forum signatures!

>CHINESE PROVERBS
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>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>Crowded elevator smell different to midget

LOL!

Hahaha.... hahaha... haha... LMAO..

Man who put ***** in cookie tin is fcuking crackers.

Funny how the Chinese proverbs are puns on the English language.

That's RICH

Man who sneezes into his palm takes matter into his own hands.

Walk with pride man! Walk with pride.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Arial" size="3">Originally posted by Top Wop:
<b> >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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man who can't pee at four seasons goes at cheveron station.

women who fly upside down in airplane will have crack up.

Man who sleeps with hard problem, wakes up with solution in hand. Happy Valentines Day everybody.