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Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:43 pm**

Man I hate those commercials... They give me nightmares! Seriously, I think they got Clive Barker or Sam Raimi to write them for BK!

I especially hate the one where the guy goes to the window and sees him in the middle of his yard, looks away, and when he looks back, he's only inches away from his window! Freaky!

Not to mention the one where the one poor guy wakes up next to the King with that gay ass smile!

Ugh! Creepy!

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:49 pm**

If you think seeing in the King window is freaky. Then you haven't seen the one when his in some guys bed giving him a hamburger. That one freaked me out a little.

Edit: Oh wait. Yes you have.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:36 pm**

While not exactly creeped out by them, I'm not especially fond of the commercials, either. Whatever happened to the days of Kid Vid and the gang? I'd take them over that freaky king any day!

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:06 pm**

The absolute worst one was the Bacon Cheddar Ranch song. They played that one nonstop on Adult Swim, and I was about ready to kill whoever got the idea for it.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:21 pm**

I think I saw one of these tonight. The king gives some guy a breakfast sandwich and then it cuts to him laying on the floor with a dog licking him. I was like O_o?.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:37 pm**

I'm scared for humanity after seeing the window one.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:52 pm**

Hmm
The first time I saw the BK commercial was the window one...
For awhile, I thought the king was the guy in the WhiteKastle commercial... maybe it's because I only seen these two commericals once in my life and couldn't really compare the difference.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:13 pm**

Hey, if he showed up at my window with a free breakfast sammich, I dont think I'd care

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:16 pm**

I can't stand their ads period. However, that one with the "Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp" pisses me off because its on Spike TV all the time! I hate them almost as much as the stupid enzyte ads. :aceface: :aceface: :aceface:

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:04 pm**

I just don't like BK period. I think their food is nasty. Tastes like @$$

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:18 pm**

mob-messenger wrote:I just don't like BK period. I think their food is nasty. Tastes like @$$

Have you had an Angus? That thing is a gift from God.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:10 pm**

MD-2389 wrote:I hate them almost as much as the stupid enzyte ads. :aceface: :aceface: :aceface:

Dude, those enzyte ads are teh awesome. Cracks me up everytime.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:11 pm**

The Burger King franchise down the road from my house charges $.30 for 2 extra pickles.

It's just 30 cents.. but I can get extra pickles for free elsewhere.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:30 am**

Wierd, I absolutly thought that King was freaky too.
Plastic face with that wicked smile, give him a knife or no, a machete yeah thats it, and you got your next Jason.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:06 am**

BK ads are teh suck.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:53 am**

At least I'm not the only one!

Oh, and the Angus burger was ripped from Carls Jr. (Hardees). That is a friggin wicked burger! My wife talks about traveling to Ohio so we can get one! Now if they could just open a few more resturants here in Michigan...

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:03 am**

Cripsin Porter + Bogusky is the ad company responsible for BK's latest series of ads. They see this as a weird twist on the venerable "have it your way" slogan. Remember? Your way, right away, at Burger King now!

They're also responsible for the IKEA "unboring" ads, like the lamp one. Classic.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:09 am**

Carl's Jr & Hardee's have nothing in common but the star.

How DARE you.

As for Bee-Kay, I like the food, but the ads creep me out.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:58 am**

The King is much less creepy than The Hamburgler.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:01 am**

WarAdvocat wrote:Carl's Jr & Hardee's have nothing in common but the star.

And management and... well, not everything, but they should be kinda related by now, becoming two different tiers or something. But I wouldn't know, they don't give us Carl's Jr here, and when we were still in California, they were independent of Hardee's.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:11 am**

Bwhaha

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Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:17 am**

I've pretty much just see the Bacon Cheddar one, but that's very very strange. Everytime I see it, I really wonder about the sanity of the people who envisioned it. (And yes, the King seems a bit evil.)

MD-2389 wrote:I hate them almost as much as the stupid enzyte ads.

Minor tangent, but does anyone else get the feeling "Bob" has severe issues and his wife is scared to death of him? (Whether it's because of the enzyte or just his innate homocidal tendencies -- or both -- I'm not sure, though.)

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:12 pm**

You know the DBB has its own King.

http://www.tigerraptor.com/Misc/kingferno.jpg

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:24 pm**

Fernii is much creepier than the BK king by far.

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:43 pm**

DCrazy wrote:Fernii is much creepier than the BK king by far.

x2

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:51 pm**

JMEaT wrote:
DCrazy wrote:Fernii is much creepier than the BK king by far.
x2

O_0

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:20 pm**

MD-2389 wrote:I can't stand their ads period. However, that one with the "Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp" pisses me off because its on Spike TV all the time! I hate them almost as much as the stupid enzyte ads. :aceface: :aceface: :aceface:

lmfao thats what you get for watching spike tv.

And yeah, just the other day me and some friends were talking about how creepy the BKing is. Also, the bacon cheddar ranch thing is the worst thing i've ever seen in my ★■◆●ing life, i threw my shoe at the TV the last time i saw it.

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:59 am**

I dunno why everyone hates that ad, I think it's incredibly funny underneath the overall weirdness. Darius Rucker playing guitar (he just started on a solo career alongside Hootie and the Blowfish), Jenna Jameson, Vide Guerra, Brooke Burke, the whole Wizard of Oz thing, it's great.

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:30 am**

I think the new Burger King is cool in a twisted way. Just think of the ads as an acid trip.. that's the concept behind them with the have it your way, you are the king.

Egg and Cheese and Egg and Cheese and Egg and Cheese

It's good to be the king!

I laughed my ass off the first one of the new ads I saw. I remember the orginal Burger King.. fat little goofy bastage he was...

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:19 am**

I think that Burger King has a strange draw, indeed. Creepy or whatever, I kinda want that outfit for Halloween. I'll just need a small hole near the mouth so as to sip beers with a straw. Hmm I could hand out burgers all night too (and eat a few many myself)

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:25 pm**

I believe it's called Homosexual.

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:07 pm**

That "Bacon and Cheese" add with the cowboy thing left disturbing images after seeing that. I am very disturbed.

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:47 pm**

There must be a contagion. There is now a ad with a "Quaker Oats" guy who looks eerily similar to the "Burger King".

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:48 pm**

woodchip wrote:There must be a contagion. There is now a ad with a "Quaker Oats" guy who looks eerily similar to the "Burger King".

He has too few Burger Subjects to pay Burger Taxes, so he's been moonlighting.

Posted: **Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:21 pm**

DCrazy wrote:Fernii is much creepier than the BK king by far.

Thats just a byproduct of all the weed he smoked back then.

Now he's just a grouchy little bastard.

j/k Fernii!

Posted: **Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:21 pm**

The Burger King reminds me a lot of the King of All Cosmos.

But he's not half as sassy.

As for Enzyte's "Smilin' Bob," you'd look like the Joker too if you were your own wife.

Posted: **Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:34 pm**

DCrazy wrote:Fernii is much creepier than the BK king by far.

dude that's too damn funny.. hahahaha

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Who here is creeped out by the Burger King?

Who here is creeped out by the Burger King?