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Funny Names

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:01 pm
by Kumba
Since I've been watching too much MST3k lately.....

Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punch SpeedChunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigplanks
Lint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bult Vanderhuge
Blast Hardcheese
Thick Mcrunfast
Buff Drinklot
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stomp Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stomp Junkman
Dirck Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Blake Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Grissle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargHuge
Smoke Man Muscle
Meat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:14 pm
by kurupt
kuuumba?!

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:08 am
by Kumba
hey kup Image

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:52 pm
by Krom
/me doesnt see "Abby Normal" anywhere.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:00 pm
by Hattrick
heh, Those are good.
If you want to hear more funny names. Try watching MXC (most extreme challenge) on spike tv.
It is an old japanese game show that has been dubbed over to make it incredibly hilarious not to mention you get to see people take some good falls and shots to virtually every part of their bodies! Image

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:55 pm
by Palzon
I swear this is true...

I had a client the other day who was named Anita Miracle.

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 6:02 pm
by Beowulf
I know a girl at my highschool named Misty Spray...no joke.

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:24 pm
by Lothar
Scroll down to the bottom of this page to the headline "It's the Eponymy, Stupid" for some funny names. (They've been doing this for about 2 weeks, and you can follow the "previous day" links at the bottom of the page to see all of them.)

This one was too funny:
Michael Wolff, a St. Louis lawyer, writes: "I had a case in which I represented a metal fabricator that sued the erector of the steel. My client's name was Trojan Iron Works. The title of the case, I am proud to announce: Trojan v. Big Boy's Steel Erection."

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:44 pm
by Palzon
Sorry to revive this but it just occurred to me that my barber's vasectomist was Dr. Dick Chop! His actual first name is Richard, but he does go by the diminutive form.

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:12 pm
by Sage
OHH I GOT ONE!!!

Mary Fucksalot
Jon Shitbrick
Tomas Poopeater
Dung Ho!!!

yheheheheh