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What was your first thought when you woke up today?

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:37 am
by TheCope
"Who are you, again?"

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:31 am
by roid
"don't forget the dream..."

(i then proceeded to write it down. it had carnivals, midgets and pub fights since you asked)

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:40 am
by suicide eddie
`oooh no not again`

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:51 am
by MidiV
Like Suicide eddie: "O nooo... not again!"

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:55 am
by Flabby Chick
"The screen door slams, mary's dress waves. like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays....." ect ect. Friggin annoying.

Followed by " i hope we've got Optalgin (similar to Tylanol) in the house" 'cause i hit the bottle a tad forcefully. Wednesday is my "out" night.

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:59 am
by CDN_Merlin
"why the fack was I dreaming about her again?"

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:09 am
by Sirius
Exam, probably.

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:20 am
by Hahnenkam
Same thing every weekday: "Do I really have to get up now? Maybe I can sleep a little longer."

The best is when you wake up in a heart-pounding panic and can't remember what day it is, why you set the alarm and what exactly you're supposed to be doing that day.

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:28 am
by CUDA
4:30?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:34 am
by Tyranny
"ow"

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:18 am
by Vertigo 99
"Tired. Gotta call that guy who has my driver's ed certificate."

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:21 am
by Stryker
"Aw crumb. Another one of these."

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:37 am
by Lothar
"mmmmm... wife... snuggles..."

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:46 am
by JMEaT
"I don't wanna get up... ugh..."

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:56 am
by Hattrick
D*mn dog!

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:59 am
by Defender
CUDA wrote:4:30?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Dammit, it's 10:30 already...

Oops!

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:06 am
by Admiral Thrawn
Animals Feeding, but I didn't know if this one qualifies NHB or not. According to the photographer, this deer was road kill so they brought it up to the lion sanctuary to feed it to them. They removed a fawn that was halfway out after the accident, but they didn't know she had triplets. I thought this was pretty interesting to see. Apparently, the kids watching the lions feed got an eyeful, but weren't really freaked out.


http://www.pbase.com/jody_melanson/warning

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:34 am
by Flabby Chick
That was the first thing you thought of? Good grief!!

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:23 am
by Aggressor Prime
"Is Descent 4 really here? Oh, just a dream."

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:28 am
by Lobber
"Am I wet?"

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:48 am
by Beowulf
"It's noon...what are you going to do today?...everyone is still friggin' out of town. You've got no money and no job. I'm going to beat off."

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:21 am
by s.
Man I gotta pee :P

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:02 pm
by Robo
"Ugh"

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:03 pm
by Defender
Beowulf wrote:I'm going to beat off.
TMI

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:04 pm
by Darkside Heartless
"hmm, 6:30, I have to leave at 7:00...... 20 more minutes wouldn't hurt. zZzZzZzZzZzZzZz"

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:43 pm
by Top Gun
"Damn garage door opener waking me up at 11..." :P

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:00 pm
by Vindicator
Why the fack is my brother crashing around at this hour... oh crap its noon. fack

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:17 pm
by bash
"Saigon. Sh|t, I'm still in Saigon."

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:38 pm
by SolidAir
I thought to myself that I should get out of bed at 7:36am, considering I should have left for summer school at around 7:25am. I was only a few minutes late.

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:52 pm
by DCrazy
Only 1 PM? Woot, day off...

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:58 pm
by Duper
"Good.. I can sleep another hour....." WHACK!

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:23 am
by Flabby Chick
Well the first thing i said this early morning was "fuqing hell Tal wake up!!!" Tal being my wife that is, who has been recovering from a nasty nasal passage operation for the last two weeks. My expletives and sense of urgency was brought about by the copious amounts of blood that was pouring from her nose and was covering the pair of us. It looked like a friggin slaughterhouse.

Anyway i spent most of the day at the hospital, turns out that that theres a small complication but nothing to worry about.

So it's me and the kids for the next few days...P A R T Y... ;)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:53 am
by Jeff250
"Where's the Febreze..."

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:21 am
by Tricord
Image

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:15 am
by TheCope
"I wish the phuq the receptionist wasn't married. She brings it on 14 levels."

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:19 am
by Will Robinson
"AARRGGGHHH....★■◆●ing pager...I'm going to throw the ★■◆●ing thing in the toilet and kill the person who paged me!!!"

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:42 am
by Pun
Damn those firm brown titties weren't real...

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:41 am
by DCrazy
I went to bed at 5 and still managed to wake up at 12:30. I hate my life.

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:42 am
by Ferno
"aw dammit... not again"

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:50 am
by Dedman
No mommy, not there!