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Good for a laugh...
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:25 am
by Unix
Prolly been done, like everything around here but...
http://bash.org/?random
heh!
<_kr4m3r> so many ★■◆●ing criminals, its bull★■◆●
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:45 am
by CDN_Merlin
buwhhahahahahahahahah
Funny thing is, it's so true
Sorry Mobi.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:49 am
by Will Robinson
CDN_Merlin wrote:buwhhahahahahahahahah
Funny thing is, it's so true
Sorry Mobi.
Mobi lives in New Zealand.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:21 am
by Pun
lol, those are great!
edit:
<Nori123> You don't know jack ★■◆●
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
<FiPo> LOL
<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:25 am
by CDN_Merlin
Will Robinson wrote:CDN_Merlin wrote:buwhhahahahahahahahah
Funny thing is, it's so true
Sorry Mobi.
Mobi lives in New Zealand.
Close enough
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:14 pm
by Nitrofox125
Been done before but is *never* old and always good for a laugh
Go Bash.