If you are Christian
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:27 am
Then these are the games you are allowed to play:
Alien Outbreak 2, TV Tycoon, Crystalix and Scripture Solitaire.
Alien Outbreak 2, TV Tycoon, Crystalix and Scripture Solitaire.
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:40 am
No Earthworm Jim?
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:58 am
I'll see to it that this is canonized at once.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:20 am
you forgot minesweeper woodchip.
learn your theology.. ok?
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:35 am
Is the metamorphosis wearing off?
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:21 am
Must be.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:57 am
Did Bejeweled not recieve it's last rites?
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:12 am
<<< Christian (albeit not a good one)
VVVVV Plays w/out feeling guilty VVVVV
Battlefield 1942/BF2/DC
Descent3
Tribes2
UT
HL2
Why would I not be allowed to play these games?
VVVVV Plays w/out feeling guilty VVVVV
Battlefield 1942/BF2/DC
Descent3
Tribes2
UT
HL2
Why would I not be allowed to play these games?
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:14 am
Jesus doesn't care what you play just as long as it doesn't overrule him.
If minesweeper took up your whole day then the big man would have some problems.Thou shalt not have any other gods before me...
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm
Because they are riddled with sin! Just imagine if someone released a nude patch or a sex mod for Descent3! You'd have naked ships humping all over the place over a cup of coffee!Iceman wrote:<<< Christian (albeit not a good one)
VVVVV Plays w/out feeling guilty VVVVV
Battlefield 1942/BF2/DC
Descent3
Tribes2
UT
HL2
Why would I not be allowed to play these games?
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:32 pm
Postal 2, now there's a game.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:02 pm
Hehe, I love your sarcasm at how it's a "game" and not just a half-assed simulation.Robo wrote:Postal 2, now there's a game.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:20 pm
I thought the ships were already naked?
Or do they have to let their "shields" down?
Or do they have to let their "shields" down?
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:29 pm
Guess what? I am a Christian and I get naked and hump. I think maybe you have a misguided idea of what Christianity is all about.MD-2389 wrote:Because they are riddled with sin! Just imagine if someone released a nude patch or a sex mod for Descent3! You'd have naked ships humping all over the place over a cup of coffee!Iceman wrote:<<< Christian (albeit not a good one)
VVVVV Plays w/out feeling guilty VVVVV
Battlefield 1942/BF2/DC
Descent3
Tribes2
UT
HL2
Why would I not be allowed to play these games?
What SilverFJ Said ...
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:50 pm
Now now, we all get upset...even Jesus got cross. 
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:07 pm
HEH!woodchip wrote:Now now, we all get upset...even Jesus got cross.
At least he didn't get hung up on it very long.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:18 pm
LOL I'm suprised you two didn't burst into flame while typing that 
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:12 pm
But Jesus loves it when you fight scary people in Doom 3.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:25 pm
But probably not when you're looking forward to playing it more than His second coming...Aggressor Prime wrote:But Jesus loves it when you fight scary people in Doom 3.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:21 pm
This gets my vote for "oddest thread of the week"
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:24 am
The comments on that petition are hilarious, take a moment and read a few.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:22 am
Yeah, have to agree there.
Christ didn't really do a lot of teaching about what forms of visual entertainment were or were not moral... apart from the voyeuristic, anyway...
Christ didn't really do a lot of teaching about what forms of visual entertainment were or were not moral... apart from the voyeuristic, anyway...
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:29 am
So's the spelling:woodi wrote:The comments on that petition are hilarious, take a moment and read a few.
"satanistic sympols witch our precious"
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:40 am
Some of the ideas pushed by the anti-petition people who signed that petition were so off-center as to not even be funny.
The completely off-topic ones, on the other hand, were funny.
The completely off-topic ones, on the other hand, were funny.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:46 pm
And I think you need to hit your local drug store for something called a chill pill. Re-read my post again, and this time please note the sarcastic attitude and the inclusion of emoticons.Iceman wrote:Guess what? I am a Christian and I get naked and hump. I think maybe you have a misguided idea of what Christianity is all about.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:48 pm
Woodchip, I don't get what you're trying to do here. Aren't you betraying your party base or something?
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:36 pm
I have yet to figure out the basis of such a post to begin with? Why are those the games Christians are allowed to play? Is that supposed to be "Crystalis?" I suppose the only thing that makes sense is the "Mesia" bit of the game....
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:53 am
No need for me to chill, it was meant to be humorous ... mebbe I need to learn to use the emoticons myself ...MD-2389 wrote:And I think you need to hit your local drug store for something called a chill pill. Re-read my post again, and this time please note the sarcastic attitude and the inclusion of emoticons.Iceman wrote:Guess what? I am a Christian and I get naked and hump. I think maybe you have a misguided idea of what Christianity is all about.