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Who built the pyramids?

Aliens
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Humans
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Total votes: 38
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How to build Stone Henge, or the Pyramids - or whatever...

Post by Mobius »

... with just yourself, or you and a few buddies!

Movie

This guy rocks. :)

www.theforgottentechnology.com Sadly, you must visit his home page with IE: the embedded movies don't work in Firefox.
I have found that ancient legends from around the world are true. Some megaliths could have been set in place by as few as one man. I could build The Great Pyramid of Giza, using my techniques and primitive tools. On a twenty-five year construction schedule, (working forty hours per week at fifty weeks per year, using the input of myself to calculate) I would need a crew of 520 people to move blocks from the main quarry to the site and another 100 to move the blocks on site. For hoisting I need a crew of 120 (40 working and 80 rotating). My crew can raise 7000 lb. 100 ft. per minute. I have found the design of the pyramid is functional in itâ??s own construction. No external ramp is needed.
P.S. - if you answered "Aliens" or you think humans did it with Alien assistance, then you are officially a moron. :P
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Post by Unix »

I voted aliens, because I think the egyptians were aliens. I mean they look so weird in hyroglyphics, they must be from another planet.
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Re: How to build Stone Henge, or the Pyramids - or whatever.

Post by Vindicator »

Mobius wrote:P.S. - if you answered "Aliens" or you think humans did it with Alien assistance, then you are officially a moron. :P
Then why have a poll at all? Voted 'Aliens' just to piss you off.
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Good on you. I actually met someone the other day who spent quite some time doing an "Eric Von Daniken" on me. I was flabbergasted. It's a non-trivial insult to human ingenuity to even SUGGEST the pyramids aren't of entirely human origin.

It's a common mistake modern people make, to assume people living 5 and 10 thousand years ago were somehow dumber than we are now. Less educated than we are, maybe, but dumber? No. They were as smart, as curious and as inventive as we are - and they were capable of fantastic feats of engineering.

I salute them!

If you're at all interested, the pyramid makers only lived for about 100 years, beginning with Pharoah Sneferu, who built 2 prototypes, which failed (burial chambers partially collapsing), before finally settling on the first "modern" pyramid. His three sons then built the other great pyramids. This was a golden time in the history of Egypt, and in sucessive generations, their was no political will to build any more.

The Egyptians maintained their building programs however, constructing some of the most amazing temples and memorials ever seen - many of which survive in excellent shape today.

Question: what constructions of Man in the 20th and 21st centuries will still be recognisable in 4000 years from now? Concrete Dams are the only things I can think of which might last that long - but I doubt they will still be holding back full lakes of water in 6000 A.D.
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Post by Jon the Great »

someone watching too much stargate?
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Didn't you know? Mobius has always been jealous of Daniel Jackson. ;)
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:o

Long time no see buddy!
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Post by TigerRaptor »

But Mobius gives a good point though.
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It was God.
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Post by roid »

phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=3545

oops, a 1 year doublepost ;)

you're still just as closeminded as ever of other points of view Mobius. you could be a religious leader.
will you ever loosen your arrogence?

your sheer terror (and subsequent lashing out) when confronted by non-secular points of view is obvious.
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Post by Phoenix Red »

You're right, this says a lot about humanity. A 4000-5000 mystery of engineering supposedly solved by a construction worker named Wally Wallington.

Either we're keeping smart people down, or we're all ★■◆●ing retarded.
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Post by roid »

oh btw mobius, i'm not saying this isn't damn cool :P
it rocks!


the links to the movies, for non-IE browsers:

page 1: http://www.theforgottentechnology.com/walkingmain.mpg

page 3:
the 1st imbedded movie can simply be clicked on to download it.
2nd: http://www.theforgottentechnology.com/video1.mpg
3rd: http://theforgottentechnology.com/walkingcounter.mpg
4th: http://www.theforgottentechnology.com/hoistvideo.mpg


it kinda makes you want to set it up in yoru own backyard eh.
i'd really like to see a movie of how he got the crossbeam on

edit: it just occured to me. this guy is a carpenter. shouldn't STONEMASONS know these kinds of techniques already?
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you can never not watch enought stargate :)
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Post by Floyd »

i wonder how he gets all the wooden beams under the blocks in the first place. once they are in place, it should be not as tough anymore.
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Post by roid »

you may be talking about the remnants of the mould that the concrete was poured into to set - it had to have a base beneath it so that the concrete dried with a smooth surface on all sides (incl the bottom).

also, it's easy enough to tip it over to put things under it by clasping a weighted counterleaver onto the top to make it top heavy, like he's done here:
http://www.theforgottentechnology.com/video1.mpg
and it just tips over, easy :) (then you can put things under it)
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I agree with Mobius (every once in a while you Aussies are all right ;)). It's an ignorant, condescending assumption to believe that people lacked the inginuity to do such things back then. And anyone who has blurred the lines between fantasy and reality enough to give credence to notions of "aliens" building the pyramids is not in their right mind.
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Post by TechPro »

roid wrote:edit: it just occured to me. this guy is a carpenter. shouldn't STONEMASONS know these kinds of techniques already?
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Sergeant Thorne wrote:I agree with Mobius (every once in a while you Aussies are all right ;)). It's an ignorant, condescending assumption to believe that people lacked the inginuity to do such things back then. And anyone who has blurred the lines between fantasy and reality enough to give credence to notions of "aliens" building the pyramids is not in their right mind.
Thorne: I'm also a geography nazi :)

As for the possibility of aliens building the pyramids? I think it's possible. Just not PROBABLE. Occam's razor and all that.
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roid wrote:phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=3545

oops, a 1 year doublepost ;)

you're still just as closeminded as ever of other points of view Mobius. you could be a religious leader.
will you ever loosen your arrogence?

your sheer terror (and subsequent lashing out) when confronted by non-secular points of view is obvious.
I have read Mobius' post in the other thread and I must say that what you addressed to Mobius here should have rather been addressed to yourself, roid. :)
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Post by roid »

what are you talking about? i think mobi's "what really happened" suggestion is right on track (in both threads).

i just object to the attitude he has towards those who care to leave their minds open to the more wonderous possabilitys. which commonly shows up when we discuss these sorts of threads at the DBB.

sure you can never stray from a purely reductionalist realistic secular viewpoint, but don't go thinking that it makes you superior to all the mystics out there - who reject neither viewpoint.
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Post by Sergeant Thorne »

"possibilities"

" - " is not valid punctuation, and the situation would be an abuse of the long dash.

This has been a grammar nazi hit-and-run
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Oh....Dear God! I've created a monster.
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Post by woodchip »

Based on evidence as shown by Mobi's links and by others, we can see how man may have built the pyramids.
To date though, I have seen no evidence that a alien technology may have built them. Stones appear to be hand chisled, large town of human workers where the pyramids were being built. Anything of a alien tech. ever discovered?

As to things that will be around 4,000 years from now:

Rovers on Mars
Mt. Rushmore
Base section of the LEM module on the moon

Oh yeah, and Area 51 :wink:
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Post by Flabby Chick »

The Pyramids are frighteningly impressive when you're standing next to them, the large blocks at the base are friggin' massive. It's wasn't impressive enough though for me to consider aliens as the builders. What really got me thinking were the allignments to orion, the precession and wot not.

These ancient dudes were clever ancient dudes without a doubt. What interests me more than the piles of stones they left behind is how such a clearly advanced culture could collapse and self destruct. We could learn oodles more from their mistakes not their triumphs.
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