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Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:08 pm**

My girlfriend Emma yesterday asked me to take her somewhere expensive.

So I took her to a gas station.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:11 pm**

You can quote me.

And we know it's a lie because you said "girlfriend".

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:46 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:51 pm**

Unix wrote:And we know it's a lie because you said "girlfriend".

I have quoted you. And it's funny, because I have what you can only dream about: not just a girlfriend, but one who earns a quarter million dollars a year, and with 200K in the bank. LMFAO @ Unix.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:54 pm**

I don't believe in Emma. Anyone who believes in Emma is an idiot. Please refer to the books Why People Believe Stupid Things and Fallacious Logic.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:04 pm**

whoa...lil' harsh mebbe?

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:06 pm**

Mobius wrote:
Unix wrote:And we know it's a lie because you said "girlfriend".
I have quoted you. And it's funny, because I have what you can only dream about: not just a girlfriend, but one who earns a quarter million dollars a year, and with 200K in the bank. LMFAO @ Unix.

Bragging about this makes it less believable.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:33 pm**

Mobius wrote:
Unix wrote:And we know it's a lie because you said "girlfriend".
I have quoted you. And it's funny, because I have what you can only dream about: not just a girlfriend, but one who earns a quarter million dollars a year, and with 200K in the bank. LMFAO @ Unix.

I have quoted you. And it's funny, because I have what you can only dream about: not just a girlfriend, but one who loves me just like I am and for who I am, and knows how to love me the way I need to be loved. I couldn't care less how much money she makes. LMFAO @ Mobius

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:52 pm**

That's pretty funny, Mobius.

had me chuckling.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:13 pm**

Mobius wrote:
Unix wrote:And we know it's a lie because you said "girlfriend".
I have quoted you. And it's funny, because I have what you can only dream about: not just a girlfriend, but one who earns a quarter million dollars a year, and with 200K in the bank. LMFAO @ Unix.

Again, we know it's a lie because you said "girlfriend".

p.s. Way to take the bait.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:07 pm**

I can beat a companion that earns a quarter million. She willingly leaves in the morning and doesn't bother me for another 4 days, and isn't hung up about it.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:33 pm**

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Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:38 pm**

It's funny 'cause Unix is married.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:05 pm**

DCrazy wrote:It's funny 'cause Unix is married.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:19 pm**

Iceman wrote:ank. LMFAO @ Unix.

I have quoted you. And it's funny, because I have what you can only dream about: not just a girlfriend, but one who loves me just like I am and for who I am, and knows how to love me the way I need to be loved. I couldn't care less how much money she makes. LMFAO @ Mobius[/quote]

So Ice, no more comments on you needing a woman eh?

As to Mobman, he did post a pic of Emma a while back and he is a lucky guy.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:57 pm**

yeh...strawberry blonde was'nt it?

ummm...and just so I know...err, why so harsh on ol' Mobi'?...any1?

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:08 pm**

I've never been harsh on him before, and I wanted to see what is was like.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:19 pm**

LOL!

"Don't knock it 'till you've tried it"?

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:48 pm**

No matter a lie or not about havin a girlfriend, why would you take her to a gas station?
At least Taco Bell if you're goin the cheap ass route. It at least has a table for two.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:48 pm**

will_kill wrote:ummm...and just so I know...err, why so harsh on ol' Mobi'?...any1?

Lets just say that it has to do with his past.

He's known for drive-by posting. He'll troll a thread with one post to try to stir the pot, and bails. He's also the board bullshitter....second only to AceCombat.

That being said, the OP was pretty damn funny.

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:28 pm**

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:49 am**

didn't she dump mobi or something a while back? i seem to remember him posting that she was torn between two lovers and chose the other or something obscene like that.........

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:52 am**

Muffalicious wrote:No matter a lie or not about havin a girlfriend, why would you take her to a gas station?

Take her somewhere expensive...high cost of gas...gas station. It was a joke

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:05 am**

yep..

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:29 am**

Muffalicious wrote:No matter a lie or not about havin a girlfriend, why would you take her to a gas station?

LOL.......classic.

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:00 am**

woodchip wrote:
Muffalicious wrote:No matter a lie or not about havin a girlfriend, why would you take her to a gas station?
Take her somewhere expensive...high cost of gas...gas station. It was a joke

I KNOW

Butt thanx for lettin me know.

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:09 am**

200,000 kiwi dollars... Convert to standard measurement = 80,000. Divide by 2 to account for gross embellishment = 40,000. Divide by 1.4 for currency conversion to US dollars = 28571.

Why would we be jealous of $28,571 a year?

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:21 am**

Xamindar, you're walking on thin ice, as is this entire thread.

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:52 am**

bun-bun says:

"Thumbs down"

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:32 am**

IBTL?

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:44 am**

Wait, I though Emma was Ace's girlfriend. Are Ace and Mobi one and the same?

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:57 am**

Emma the cat right?

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:15 pm**

Iceman wrote:Emma the cat right?

I'm right aren't I

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:37 pm**

Oh come on Iceman, we all know Emma is the neighbor's sheep.

(Sorry Mobi, I had to say it.

)

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