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Proof that the apocalypse is nigh

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:37 am
by Dedman

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:56 am
by WarAdvocat
heh.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:14 am
by Flabby Chick
Ahhh bollox ded', you posted this under the pretence that your taking the piss out of Britney. In fact we all know you have posters of her nubile body plastered around your garage and you think her tunes are really really cool. Own up sunshine, we'll be there for ya. :P

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:58 am
by Dedman
Flabby Chick wrote:Ahhh bollox ded', you posted this under the pretence that your taking the piss out of Britney. In fact we all know you have posters of her nubile body plastered around your garage and you think her tunes are really really cool. Own up sunshine, we'll be there for ya. :P
Oh, don't get me wrong. I'd hit it for sure. I just don't like her style of music and I think she shouldn't be anywhere near a baby.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:13 am
by Iceman
God help us.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:21 am
by De Rigueur
Amen.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:23 am
by Richard Cranium
Iceman wrote:God help us.
Why us, we have a choice wether or not to listen and look at her but that poor baby doesn't. God save that baby! That baby is going to grow up loving her too with a silver spoon in it's mouth and not have a clue about real life.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:29 am
by JMEaT
Iceman wrote:God help us.
x2

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:35 am
by Pun
Britney Spears' baby is the Antichrist? Who knew?

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:44 am
by Iceman
LOL, I was just about to post that ....

IT'S THE ANTICHRIST!!!

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:46 am
by Vertigo 99
why the hell does anyone give a ★■◆●?

she's got a baby, she'll prolly be a terrible mother, its not gonna affect a single one of you, move on. your dreams of having sex with britney have finally been annihilated

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:03 am
by Dedman
Vertigo 99 wrote:your dreams of having sex with britney have finally been annihilated
I would argue the opposite. We finally have unequivocal proof that she puts out.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:06 pm
by Vertigo 99
yea, but she's married with kids now, isn't she?

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:12 pm
by Dedman
Vertigo 99 wrote:yea, but she's married with kids now, isn't she?
When did that ever stop anyone in showbusiness?

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:17 pm
by Pun
To me it makes here even more attractive. After all, she's now a MILF!

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:28 pm
by TheCope
How is that poor child going to afford college?

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:21 pm
by Top Gun
Congrats, kid; your mom's a dirty slut! :P

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:27 pm
by Unix
It says she got a caesarian, which I find ironic, because you have to assume Britney Spears' vagina is loose enough to easily pass a 1967 Ford Thunderbird.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:37 pm
by Pun
hehehe.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:21 pm
by Top Wop
Whogivesaschitt???

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:43 pm
by woodchip
Dedman wrote: Oh, don't get me wrong. I'd hit it for sure.
And does Mrs. Dedman know about your lusting for other woman? Perhaps we should name you Jimmy "lust is in my heart" Carter. :P

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:47 pm
by Iceman
Oops!

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:57 pm
by Unix
Holy crap. A new avatar for iceman. :D

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:02 pm
by TigerRaptor
Next on the list, she'll send 2 million on a party.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:19 pm
by AceCombat
punisher wrote:To me it makes here even more attractive. After all, she's now a MILF!
HAHAH!!! PWNED!!

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:31 pm
by Unix
TigerRaptorFX wrote:Next on the list, she'll send 2 million on a party.
I hope she sends it to me.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:26 pm
by Dedman
woodchip wrote:
Dedman wrote: Oh, don't get me wrong. I'd hit it for sure.
And does Mrs. Dedman know about your lusting for other woman? Perhaps we should name you Jimmy "lust is in my heart" Carter. :P
Yes she does. She knows that my ultimate wish is Salma Hayek. She also knows that I am too shy to pursue anything, and she knows that I know that if I ever did, she would feed me my own testicles.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:43 pm
by woodchip
Heh. Spoken like a true husband. :wink:

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:08 pm
by dissent
mmmm. Salma Hayek. mmmmmmmmmm.

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:18 pm
by Jon the Great
punisher wrote:Britney Spears' baby is the Antichrist? Who knew?
x2

couldn't of said it better myself :P