Avast, ye scalawags!
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:32 pm
Don't ye be knowin' it's Talk Like a Pirate Day? Break out the grog and sing a chantey! Arrr...
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:48 pm
dam u...I wuz gonna post this as soon as I got off work...thought about it all day too...it was gonna' be like, "ARRR...Chips Ahoy! It's National Talk Like a...."...o well, the point is mute now.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:16 pm
Avast matey, not be make'n fun 'O me name now be you!will_kill wrote:it was gonna' be like, "ARRR...Chips Ahoy!
Har, break out the plank me hearties, it be time fer someone to be take'n a walk, arrrr.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:51 pm
Avast!
Me wench says if I continue to talk like a pirate to her, no booty shall I be getting tonight!
yarrgghhhh
Me wench says if I continue to talk like a pirate to her, no booty shall I be getting tonight!
yarrgghhhh
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:14 pm
Avast ye land lubbers!
Keel haul ye I will. And there'll be no tot'o'rum for 'e t'nite!
Keel haul ye I will. And there'll be no tot'o'rum for 'e t'nite!
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:31 pm
arrr lemme find me pipe 'n toke a few green ones!!! arrr!
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:30 pm
Aye, 'tisKrom wrote:I watched an episode of One Piece today, is that good enough?
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:43 pm
Didn't this come from San Francisco??
do the math.
do the math.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:49 pm
yarr, i be mournin' the day. curse me scurvy rattled brains as i fergot all about talk like a pirate day.
yarr
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ARRR!!
yarr
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ARRR!!
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:06 pm
Don't be frettin', roid; when you're around, every day be a pirate day. Yaaar!
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:34 am
Yaaarrr, it be on my website. Shiver me timbers.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:31 am
"What are you lookin' at, you scabrous dogs? Back to work! Let go and haul to run free! Bring me that horizon!"-Jack Sparrow
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:38 am
i think its "scallywag," ya land lubber
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:15 pm
Eeeyaarrr! Tis been a fine day it has.
Me plank took a fine waxin' a mus' say, arrr.
...yarrr.
Me plank took a fine waxin' a mus' say, arrr.
...yarrr.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:26 pm
Ye were floggin yer mainsail, eh? yarr!
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:33 pm
Arrr I waxed a middl'aged wench's cabin last night arrr
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:04 pm
punisher wrote:Ye were floggin yer mainsail, eh? yarr!
.....I kept clicking as I was laughing
I was laughing so friggin' hard I did roll outta' my chair...if for nothing but to relieve the pressure on my abdomen!
still laughin'! Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:40 pm
Yarrr no more penis jokes out of ye laddy or I'll make yeh swab my poop deck yarr.
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:32 am
eeyyarrrr.. might generous of yi that would be. yar.Beowulf wrote:Yarrr no more ***** jokes out of ye laddy or I'll make yeh swab my poop deck yarr.
aye, me plank went erect of the bow o' ship, yarr. Mighty good waxin I recieved yarr, then i discovered a new talent, arr, that i could go erect off the stern o' me ship.
yarrrr.
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:47 am
yarr, swab me poop deck, bury me hatchet, and walk dee plank!
you land lubbers will be tastin' the tip of me sword soon enough!
you land lubbers will be tastin' the tip of me sword soon enough!
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:48 am
omg.
someone lock this thread please!
someone lock this thread please!
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:48 am
arrr, we'll not be sendin' this thread to Davey Jone's Locker, matey! Too much fun we be' havin. No more mutiny talk or ye' be keelhauled! Dead men tell no tales, mate! Yaaaarrrrghh!
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:16 am
Aye aye, capt'n!
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:33 pm
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:29 pm
arrr me words be too abstract fer tha youngin's to see what we be sayin, duper!
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:39 pm
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The bar tender kinda stared at him for a while, and finally asked "Do you realize that there's a steering wheel sticking out of your crautch?" The pirate calmly answered "Arrrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:20 pm
[Silverdomus]I feel a string of pirate jokes coming on...[/Silverdomus]
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ★■◆●!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
bitches.
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ★■◆●!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
bitches.
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:33 am