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Hurricanes are not Bush's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:36 am
by woodchip
According to a Idaho meteorologist it is the fault of the Japanese Mafia...you know, from the same country where the Kyoto protocol was held:

Since Katrina, Stevens has been in newspapers across the country where he was quoted in an Associated Press story as saying the Yakuza Mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima. He was a guest on Coast to Coast, a late night radio show that conducts call-in discussions on everything from bizarre weather patterns to alien abductions. On Wednesday, Stevens was interviewed by Fox News firebrand Bill O'Reilly.

"The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!" Stevens wrote on his Web site. "The evidence of these weapons at work found within the clouds overhead is simply unmistakable. These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose designs for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."

http://tinyurl.com/994yv

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:17 am
by Iceman
Hemp gave me a few links yesterday that described all of this in detail ... sorry I didn't save the URLs. Anyhow, it was very interesting but far fetched.

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:31 am
by Krom
Actually the disaster in New Orleans is all the French's fault. :P

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:33 am
by WarAdvocat
in related news: I will soon be launching my new website and begin e-tailing my new line of stylish tinfoil hats, which I suspect will be featured prominently in this guy's wardrobe.


Iceman: there are website references at the bottom of this article which you may be referring to? If not, check your browser history and post!

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:21 am
by Top Gun
Hehe...I just nixed a thread about this at PD. Guess it takes all types :P

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:51 pm
by Mobius
Stevens is a Grade-A, certifiable nutcase. Oh, and stupid too.

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:57 pm
by Unix
God doesn't care about Americans.

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:31 pm
by []V[]essenjah
WTF??!! That guy is a reject.... hell, even from Idaho....

Re: Hurricanes are not Bush's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:15 pm
by MD-2389
woodchip wrote:Since Katrina, Stevens has been in newspapers across the country where he was quoted in an Associated Press story as saying the Yakuza Mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima.
:lol:

Thats so far fetched right there, its not even funny. Don't you love pseudoscience by mental midgets? ;)

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:27 pm
by SilverFJ
Unix wrote:God doesn't care about Americans.
ROFL

no doubt there man, no doubt there.

Re: Hurricanes are not Bush's fault

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:06 pm
by roid
woodchip wrote:
foilhatguy wrote:"...we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!"
is this true?