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Crazy Woman.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:08 am
by HaAGen DaZS
I was taken advantage of last night.
I'm certain I was drugged, as a girl I've been talking to recently bought me a drink. I'd be doing fine, but after that beer I was gone with the wind.
Totalled.

I sat on a chair, put my head back, then as i looked forward, all I saw was her face lundging closer and closer until she took me. I don't really care. SO i just literally sit there while I'm being tongued!

I progressivly get worse, and make myself vomit (hardcore face fisting action here). PIzza doesn't taste as nice as I did it going down. I try to flush the toilet... You guessed it. Flusher's broke. Haagy promptly leaves bathroom.
I've decided to leave, and this girl is like.. "Come here!"
"NO."
"Come!"
":S NO. I've just been sick, do you really want that in your mouth?!"
I think it turned her on. Frighteningly, again, she came at me.

I finally get her off my face and leave the building. There are no shops open on my way home. I go to Murder King. I ask for a box of 4 chicken bites and a small coke. £7.
"Are you kidding?! What a ★■◆●ing a joke!"
"Please calm down"
"Scrap the coke, Give me the damn chicken bites."
This cost me four quid. What a rip....
"Seriously, this is a ★■◆●ing joke. You ★■◆●ing corporate whores!"
Haagy leaves. At that, he suddenly reliazes that he's actually ordered 4 BAGS of chicken bites, each consisting of ten small balls of chicken. Haagy feels ba.. err no he doesn't.

And that was pretty much my night.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:20 am
by Iceman
So ... was she ugly?
Did she have any fever blisters?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:27 am
by Dedman
Iceman wrote:So ... was she ugly?
Did she have any fever blisters?
You just had to go there didn't you :lol:

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:53 am
by Flabby Chick
Good grief HD, if you were really drugged that's scary man.

....on the other hand if you live to tell the tale, it's a tale to tell. I'm quite content all that sh1t is far behind me now, but at the time it was a right good crack.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:26 am
by Tricord
Interesting story.. I got taken advantage of as well, albeit in a less obvious and more subtle matter...

Turns out that after months of mutual appreciation, a certain girl and I started making out... Which ended up in her bed at her place.. We liked each other so when we saw each other two days later, I ended up sleeping at her place again. So I figured I got something nice going on, turns out she just fancied me, wanted to prove herself she could get me, then say she wants to stay friends... :roll:

Oh, and yes, she's about the most beautiful girl of the whole faculty so even if it was short, it was worth it :P

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:07 pm
by Phoenix Red
That's hilarious, but in your place I'd be super pissed. Drugging someone is rude as ★■◆●.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:48 pm
by Flabby Chick
Tricord wrote: turns out she just fancied me, wanted to prove herself she could get me, then say she wants to stay friends...

Yea Tri' it's called "Dog night".

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:31 pm
by Tricord
Twice?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:59 pm
by Vertigo 99
I was at a bar with some friends from school talking to this really fat ★■◆●ing ugly chick i know from school (this was sometime last year); she was in a couple of my classes and i was just being friendly. before i knew it the conversation went from "yea our teacher is a cool guy to" getting the side of my face licked and her grabbing my crotch; at that point i was a little too drunk to do much except look in desperation at my friends sitting next to me, who were just laughing at me. jerks.

i eventually told her off. it wasnt the worse night of my life because i managed to get food and drinks for free; but thats a different story.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:31 pm
by Kiran
We're mean, aren't we? :cry:
Better luck next time you meet a girl.
Haagen, remember to have her drink the cup she brings you before you drink it. You'll know what her intentions are.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:46 pm
by Dedman
You got some. Just leave it at that :wink: