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It's a new self-destruct rapid-fire hack that apparently only I HAVE UNCOVERED. PM me for details


I have other ones to:
- fire impact mortar and accidentally fly into it
- fire frag too close to one's self in a tunnel
- fly under dripping cylone juice in a panic
- fire guided missile and get killed waiting for zoom view to stop

but I'm gonna keep them just for myself

Aww. Going to keep everyone else using cheap knockoffs of the spectacular mortar suicide?

Personally I think the overcharging Fusion while flying with less then 2 shields left is a good one.

Krom wrote:Personally I think the overcharging Fusion while flying with less then 2 shields left is a good one.

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That's always been my favorite!

Don't forget about outrunning your own mega only to see it bite you in the a$$.

concussiontoclosetoawall.exe is my favorite

Richard Cranium wrote:Don't forget about outrunning your own mega only to see it bite you in the a$$.

Yeah, but catching your own flares is far more dramatic. You can also catch plasma.

Who needs to overcharge fusion with 2 shields? I'm capable of doing it all the way from 100 shields.

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You have talent if you can accidentally kill yourself from overcharging Fusion with 100 shields.

Tho I think there are plenty of spots in D3 where you can accidentally bounce Fusion off a forcefield and erase your ship nicely.

haha, i also liked running into your own lasers beating them to the other side of halcyon

or in FusionReap all those forcefield walls you dont know whos fusion shot is whos including your own.

My personal fave is think you have a smart qued up, firing into the floor to ward off a would be attacker, only to find out your napalm rocket was up.

...Or thinking (correctly!) that the napalm flooding the hall in front of you was fired by a pilot on your team, and flying through it... only to realize that the team-mate who fired it was you.

Foil wrote:...Or thinking (correctly!) that the napalm flooding the hall in front of you was fired by a pilot on your team, and flying through it... only to realize that the team-mate who fired it was you.

Yeah, done that too

Foil wrote:...Or thinking (correctly!) that the napalm flooding the hall in front of you was fired by a pilot on your team, and flying through it... only to realize that the team-mate who fired it was you.

Oh, if I had a dollar for every time I've done that one

I like my "auto-moth Krom's fusion and MD" hacks a lot.

Don't forget the infamous fire spud against the wall only to have it bounce into your face.

And....rainbow lasers!

MD-2389 wrote:And....rainbow lasers!

You been after those funny mushrooms?

Richard Cranium wrote:

MD-2389 wrote:And....rainbow lasers!

You been after those funny mushrooms?

No, I think he shoots bi-sexual lasers.

Krom wrote:You have talent if you can accidentally kill yourself from overcharging Fusion with 100 shields.

Nah. If I overcharge at 1000 FPS it takes about 0.5 seconds to drain from 100 to 0 shields.

I wonder why when I overcharge at 500 FPS it doesn't kill me any faster than if I overcharge at 60 FPS? Must be some wierd hax you're running.

WarAdvocat wrote:I wonder why when I overcharge at 500 FPS it doesn't kill me any faster than if I overcharge at 60 FPS? Must be some wierd hax you're running.

Yeah same here, overcharging Fusion damage is uneffected by the FPS.

Krom you better watch it or the Grammar Nazi will charge up his Dictionary Cannon

un A ffected

Dedman wrote:My personal fave is think you have a smart qued up, firing into the floor to ward off a would be attacker, only to find out your napalm rocket was up.

I did that when getting my arse kicked by Testi years ago, only it was a Mega not napalm. I asked him if he saw it and he replied with a simple "yup".

I felt such a willy.

Flabby Chick wrote:

Dedman wrote:My personal fave is think you have a smart qued up, firing into the floor to ward off a would be attacker, only to find out your napalm rocket was up.

I did that when getting my arse kicked by Testi years ago, only it was a Mega not napalm. I asked him if he saw it and he replied with a simple "yup".

I felt such a willy.

Done that too Basically, if there is a way to kill yourself, I have been there done that.

WarAdvocat wrote:Krom you better watch it or the Grammar Nazi will charge up his Dictionary Cannon

un A ffected

Oh rite, I ment to say unaffectinated. ;P

kamakaziemortar.exe does exactly what it says. flings out a mortar into a wall which bounces right back into your face.

I like to use use mortars to get out of a jam. When someone is chasing you, run through a door and fire a mortar at either the top or side of the door. It will bounce back in back of you and nail your pursuer. I have gotten quite a few kills this way.

I've always been a fan of diving into your teammate's napalm cloud, only to discover that your teammate was killed just after firing and the napalm has become neutral.

This is especially thrilling if your teammate launched napalm towards you specifically to cover your escape.

WhollyCow wrote:...your teammate was killed just after firing and the napalm has become neutral.

That explains it!

I had never understood that a teammate's napalm could become neutral, and always wondered how I got burned by it... now it makes sense.

Back on topic, the other day I also discovered the "fire the secondary just a fraction too late while dodging behind a wall" hack.

Richard Cranium wrote:

MD-2389 wrote:And....rainbow lasers!

You been after those funny mushrooms?

I guess you don't remember that old D1 hack where you could fire multiple level lasers in succession (ie: lvl1 -> lvl2 -> lvl3 -> lvl4 -> lvl1, etc). In D3 its no longer a "hack". Just switch and fire.

MD-2389 wrote:

Richard Cranium wrote:

MD-2389 wrote:And....rainbow lasers!

You been after those funny mushrooms?

I guess you don't remember that old D1 hack where you could fire multiple level lasers in succession (ie: lvl1 -> lvl2 -> lvl3 -> lvl4 -> lvl1, etc). In D3 its no longer a "hack". Just switch and fire.

Now how in the hack do you do that? Sounds interesting enough...

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holy IBTL batman

yea what krom said.