Favorite Quote
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:22 pm
Looking to put a quote on our chalk board here at the coffee shop, any one got a funny/inspirational quote that would be fitting?
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:31 pm
"sm0ke a f00b"
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:45 pm
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all..."
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:54 pm
Life is a coin; you can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:02 pm
Capm wrote:"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all..."
Isn't that what God told Bender?
Speaking of duct tape. it's like The Force, it has a light side and a dark side and binds the universe together.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:13 pm
"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." -Woody Allen
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:16 pm
If you are going to ride my @ss, at least pull my hair.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:24 pm
Here's my attempt at philosophy in under 17 words for each idea:
http://4sure.co.nz/greygoo.shtml
My favourite is:
If time is the fourth dimension,
then timing is the fifth,
and most important.
http://4sure.co.nz/greygoo.shtml
My favourite is:
If time is the fourth dimension,
then timing is the fifth,
and most important.
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:09 pm
Rolling Stones: "hey you get off of my cloud"
Scotsman: "hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Scotsman: "hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:11 pm
De Rigueur - yep! 
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:17 pm
"everywhere i go, there i am"
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:16 am
"We apologize for the inconvenience"
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:13 am
Go Buckaroo Banzairoid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
"Do you, punk ?"
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:10 am
There comes a time in every man's life when he must take his father's advice. I shall go to bed at once. -Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband
"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values." -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values." -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:23 am
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."----Churchill
"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."---Patton
"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."---Patton
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:14 am
Just rememeber, you are unique just like everyone else.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:55 am
The key to immortality is to not die.
"You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes"
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
"You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes"
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:09 am
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:27 am
A see your Patton and raise you a Von Braun:Flabby Chick wrote:"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."---Patton
The only thing wrong with the V-2 rocket was that it landed on the wrong planet
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:53 am
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.
Obsessed - A word used by the lazy to describe the motivated.
Obsessed - A word used by the lazy to describe the motivated.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:49 am
"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." -- Albert Einstein
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." -- Unknown Heh.. this one is the story of my life
"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. " -- Helen Keller
"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolph Hitler
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." -- Unknown Heh.. this one is the story of my life
"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. " -- Helen Keller
"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolph Hitler
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:41 pm
Death awaits you all with nasty pointy teeth
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:38 pm
si vis pacem, parabellum
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:50 pm
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'You, sir, are drunk!')
-- Winston Churchill (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'You, sir, are drunk!')
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:03 pm
The beatings will continue until morale improves 
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:06 pm
Exquisite return sir. And yet i parry with:-Palzon wrote:A see your Patton and raise you a Von Braun:Flabby Chick wrote:"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."---Patton
The only thing wrong with the V-2 rocket was that it landed on the wrong planet
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
Graham Chapman
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:08 pm
2 beers times 37 troopers equals 49 cases.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:45 pm
Groucho Marx had some good ones...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:17 pm
Protons have mass? I didnâ??t even know they were Catholic.
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:19 pm
ROFLMAO!Dedman wrote:If you are going to ride my @ss, at least pull my hair.
How about....
Forget the pills, our coffee increases your c0ck size by at least 30-40%!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:23 pm
Never forget, your brakes don't work if you're upside down.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:54 pm
The quote is Rob Weller talking to Elin Barkin, and it goes like this:roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
"Everywhere you go; there you are."
I have the DVD and it's one of my favourites.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:03 pm
That's "Ellen" Barkin. Sorry, couldn't resistMobius wrote:The quote is Rob Weller talking to Elin Barkin, and it goes like this:roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
"Everywhere you go; there you are."
I have the DVD and it's one of my favourites.
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:28 pm
"My dreams of becoming a cook is as dead as the cat I'm sitting on" Bender
"Love is like a happy little elf doing a merry little jig when suddenly he turns on you with a sub-machine gun" Matt Groeing
"Nigeria Falls is simply a vast unnecessary amount of water flowing the wrong way and then falling over unnecessary rocks" Oscar Wilde
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't hear him laughing" Phyllis Diller
"I don't follow particular horses, although horses I back seem to" Tommy Docherty
"And God said ' Let there be light', and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. And God say the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and it was not good" Spike Milligan
"Love is like a happy little elf doing a merry little jig when suddenly he turns on you with a sub-machine gun" Matt Groeing
"Nigeria Falls is simply a vast unnecessary amount of water flowing the wrong way and then falling over unnecessary rocks" Oscar Wilde
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't hear him laughing" Phyllis Diller
"I don't follow particular horses, although horses I back seem to" Tommy Docherty
"And God said ' Let there be light', and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. And God say the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and it was not good" Spike Milligan
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:56 pm
Grendel wrote:Go Buckaroo Banzairoid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
"Do you, punk ?"
i dunno guys, it's just something i've heard occasionally online and i like it:Mubios wrote:The quote is Rob Weller talking to Elin Barkin, and it goes like this:roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
"Everywhere you go; there you are."
I have the DVD and it's one of my favourites.
"everywhere i go, there i am"
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:57 am
Yes, Mobius is, as usual, half-right... PETER Weller said it. Sort of. See below.Mobius wrote:The quote is Rob Weller talking to Elin Barkin, and it goes like this:roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
"Everywhere you go; there you are."
I have the DVD and it's one of my favourites.
A little google-fu reveals the following:
BUCKAROO BANZAI:
(to crowd)
Hey, hey, calm down. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean.
'Cause, remember, no matter where you go..... there you are.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:21 am
Hell is other people. -Jean-Paul Satre