How to properly dispose of a sofa...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:23 am

I moved just a little while ago. In the old apartment, I had this sofa that was just a little too long to fit in the elevator or carry down the stairs, and also not worth moving. We originally moved it in to the apartment using a vacant apartment that opened onto the ground behind the building, but when it came time to move out, that apartment was no longer vacant. Furthermore, after 3 years of people leaving furniture beside the dumpsters with no complaints from the management, the apartment managers decided to start issuing warnings a week before we moved. Because of this, we had to get the aforementioned sofa out of the apartment and into (not just next to) a dumpster. With the help of one of a neighbor, we managed to do just that...

Anybody got a nerds pic?

Sting_Ray wrote:

Ask and ye shall receive.

Thanks.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:29 am

a chainsaw would've been far more enticing!

nice work

XSabre · Post by **XSabre** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:32 am

lol, i was thinking the same thing Haag.

roid · Post by **roid** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:47 am

MATHEMATICIAN SMASH

it's so cathartic hey

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:17 am

Put a little weight on there no sunshine?

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:40 am

Dude.. ya shoulda e-mailed me...

I'da lent you my lightsaber.

glad you still have all your legs.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:55 am

I had a dog once that liked to destroy sofas. He would have been a big help.

Hahnenkam · Post by **Hahnenkam** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:16 am

That looks like fun

De Rigueur · Post by **De Rigueur** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:19 am

Don't be surprised if you get a complaint from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Furniture.

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:27 am

You people are too radical. I just don't think I could hang.
;-0

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:58 am

Got rid of an old one here a few years back, out in a nice open field, just took a match to it. Lit up faster then a real christmas tree.

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:03 am

I recommend the WarAdvocat method:

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:18 am

omg lmao @ that pic

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:08 am

I just threw mine in a ditch... but your idea is so much more effective.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:04 pm

punisher wrote:I recommend the WarAdvocat method:

*applause*

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:25 pm

Um yes, you're welcome I guess.

I thought you were supposed to throw them onto the right hand lane of traffic during rush hour traffic.

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:46 pm

Seems to be the common method around here.

At least, that's what all the slow traffic and wads of stuffing floating around indicate.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:07 pm

When I moved back to my home town, there was no room in the truck for my 29" TV, so I pushed it out the third story window.

It landed almost perfectly screen-down.

Big CRTs make a big implosion, followed by a medium explosion.

The best thing I ever did with a TV!

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:15 pm

ooooh! i'd love to do that.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:31 pm

WORD!!

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:51 pm

I knew it! Mobius is really Bill Nye!

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:31 pm

There must have been glass everywhere

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:19 pm

LOL I'm so damn sexy w/ a chainsaw!

Diedel · Post by **Diedel** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:21 am

punisher wrote:I recommend the WarAdvocat method:

See the manical expression of his face? D'uh.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:27 pm

thats just fooking hilarious!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:25 pm

Tom, I would've lent you a sledgehammer and a backhoe if I knew ahead of time.

Hell, you could've sold it to MTV so they can use it on Jackass 2.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:53 pm

Alex prepares for the coup de grace.

ummm. Hey man, I think it's already, like, y'know, dead.