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How to properly dispose of a sofa...
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:23 am
by Lothar
I moved just a little while ago. In the old apartment, I had this sofa that was just a little too long to fit in the elevator or carry down the stairs, and also not worth moving. We originally moved it in to the apartment using a vacant apartment that opened onto the ground behind the building, but when it came time to move out, that apartment was no longer vacant. Furthermore, after 3 years of people leaving furniture beside the dumpsters with no complaints from the management, the apartment managers decided to start issuing warnings a week before we moved. Because of this, we had to get the aforementioned sofa out of the apartment and into (not just next to) a dumpster. With the help of one of a neighbor, we managed to do
just that...
Anybody got a nerds pic?
Thanks.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:29 am
by HaAGen DaZS
a chainsaw would've been far more enticing!
nice work
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:32 am
by XSabre
lol, i was thinking the same thing Haag.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:47 am
by roid
MATHEMATICIAN SMASH
it's so cathartic hey
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:17 am
by Flabby Chick
Put a little weight on there no sunshine?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:40 am
by Duper
Dude.. ya shoulda e-mailed me...
I'da lent you my lightsaber.
glad you still have all your legs.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:55 am
by woodchip
I had a dog once that liked to destroy sofas. He would have been a big help.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:16 am
by Hahnenkam
That looks like fun
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:19 am
by De Rigueur
Don't be surprised if you get a complaint from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Furniture.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:27 am
by TheCope
You people are too radical. I just don't think I could hang.
;-0
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:58 am
by Krom
Got rid of an old one here a few years back, out in a nice open field, just took a match to it. Lit up faster then a real christmas tree.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:03 am
by Pun
I recommend the WarAdvocat method:
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:18 am
by Krom
omg lmao @ that pic
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:08 am
by JMEaT
I just threw mine in a ditch... but your idea is so much more effective.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:04 pm
by Lothar
punisher wrote:I recommend the WarAdvocat method:
*applause*
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:25 pm
by Sting_Ray
Um yes, you're welcome I guess.
I thought you were supposed to throw them onto the right hand lane of traffic during rush hour traffic.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:46 pm
by Stryker
Seems to be the common method around here.
At least, that's what all the slow traffic and wads of stuffing floating around indicate.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:07 pm
by Mobius
When I moved back to my home town, there was no room in the truck for my 29" TV, so I pushed it out the third story window.
It landed almost perfectly screen-down.
Big CRTs make a big implosion, followed by a medium explosion.
The best thing I ever did with a TV!
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:15 pm
by Flabby Chick
ooooh! i'd love to do that.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:31 pm
by AceCombat
WORD!!
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:51 pm
by Top Gun
I knew it! Mobius is really Bill Nye!
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:31 pm
by Robo
There must have been glass everywhere
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:19 pm
by WarAdvocat
LOL I'm so damn sexy w/ a chainsaw!
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:21 am
by Diedel
punisher wrote:I recommend the WarAdvocat method:
See the manical expression of his face? D'uh.
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:27 pm
by AceCombat
thats just fooking hilarious!
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:25 pm
by MD-2389
Tom, I would've lent you a sledgehammer and a backhoe if I knew ahead of time.
Hell, you could've sold it to MTV so they can use it on Jackass 2.
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:53 pm
by dissent
Alex prepares for the coup de grace.
ummm. Hey man, I think it's already, like, y'know,
dead.
