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It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms. .
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
You look just like Charles Manson
Let it down slowly.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes
I can do that with my eyes closed
look ma! no hands!
Hey that's not a violin.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
I dunno, press the button and find out.
Hello, is anyone home?
Oops.
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
He can't hear us, he's miles away
I'll be right back.
I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
Don't worry, we outnumber them.
Hey, what's that beeping sound?
I'm sure it's just the wind.
Of course it's safe!
No, this tribe is peaceful!
No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
Safety harness?
Wait, I thought he was with you!
What greencard?
Hey, what's this switch?
Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.
Yes, I'm single.
No, this cannot be, I am invincible!
So, you're sure this isn't loaded?
Calm down, of course I disarmed it!
What, I never signed any organ donor papers!
Well, it can't get any worse!
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!
Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!
William, is that you?
They can't hit us at this range!
All you have to do is connect these two wires.
There's only one way to find out...
Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.
These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.
Stupid safety labels...
No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.
Watch, I'll prove it!
Blast off!
Nah, they're blanks.
Speaking of lost, where are we?
Wheeeeeeeeee!
I know this great shortcut we can take.
Is that what I think it is?
What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.
No, no, no, let me fix it!

My two favorites are:

Hey check this out!

and-

Dude's... I got a GREAT idea! (typically with fireworks)

Don't worry, they won't be back for another hour.

Do you think they saw us?

I thought YOU were leading the way...

Don't be such a chicken. It's only gasoline (or napalm, dynamite, anthrax, etc.)

I still love WATCH THIS! (thick mississippi accent)

We don't have to pay if we go through here.

Mine is hold my beer and watch this...

I prepared explosive runes this morning. EDIT: #2 EDIT: #3

My fav... "Ooops"

"INGUS don't need no help puttin down dat @^#^@% BettinaDancer".....

God I miss him...

Bettina

oh sh-- (splat, large explosion, sirens etc.)

"when will Descent 4 come out?"

My personal favorite...the last words of Pancho Villa:

"Don't let it end this way. Tell them I said something."

Anyone got any other "true" last words?

There was some civil war general who's last words were something along the lines of "don't bother ducking men, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dis...."
He was dead before he could end the sentance.

Lothar wrote:"when will Descent 4 come out?"

How about "when will the 1.5 patch be shipped"