DescentBB

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:54 pm**

[quote](CBS) CHICAGO Move over Hamburglar. Chicago may have its own ham-robber.

Police say a man used what they call a â??gun-shapedâ?

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:58 pm**

LMAO. Give me all your money or Iâ??ll shoot calories at you.

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:32 pm**

hahahah

"Give up the loot or you'll gain a hundred pounds before x-mas!"

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:10 am**

jack@ss wasted a perfectly good sammich.

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:28 am**

^^ My thots zactly ...

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:38 am**

Did he at least get to eat it?

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:47 am**

nah ... i would guess the 5-0 put it in a bag for 'evidence'

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:24 am**

maybe if he squeezed it, it could squirt hot mustard in your eye.

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:31 am**

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:35 am**

It's too bad that he didn't pull a Mama Cass before he got to the bar.

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:37 am**

Mama Cass??

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:42 am**

will_kill wrote:Mama Cass??

kids these days.

The Mama Cass thing with the ham sandwich is a myth, however.

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:56 am**

OHHHH!

thx...brain fart

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:06 am**

punisher wrote:The Mama Cass thing with the ham sandwich is a myth, however.

Oh sure, just pee in my Cheerios.

haha retard...