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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seen to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Thats Great!!

LOL!

ROFL!!! Thats the funniest thing I've read in months!

2 Thumbs up!

Seen it before, but its still amusing.

Hahaha.

ROTFLMAO

haha That is funny!

so old.... sooooo very old....

funny, but REALLY old!

A jew decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the jew begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seen to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

A \"jew\"?

Point?

That the first post is racist?

It all depends on what you think about the modified joke.

If you think the modified joke is racist, then you also think the first joke is discriminatory against blondes, if the original joke doesn't bother you, then neither should the second.

I think the moral of the thread is that women are stupid.

'Cept the second joke isn't funny because it doesn't utilize the stereotype. People laugh at blonde jokes because they highlight the stereotype, and cause the person hearing the jooke to recall all the times where someone they know who is blonde has lived up to it (positive association), thus reinforcing it and getting a laugh or two in the process.

A jew joke would have to cater to the 'money' sterotype... your joke is stupid because it doesn't make sense....

now... if you changed it to a polock it would be racist... and make sense with the stereotypes.

fyrephlie wrote:A jew joke would have to cater to the 'money' sterotype... your joke is stupid because it doesn't make sense....

now... if you changed it to a polock it would be racist... and make sense with the stereotypes.

Just another failed attempt trying to prove a point.

DCrazy wrote:'Cept the second joke isn't funny because it doesn't utilize the stereotype. People laugh at blonde jokes because they highlight the stereotype, and cause the person hearing the jooke to recall all the times where someone they know who is blonde has lived up to it (positive association), thus reinforcing it and getting a laugh or two in the process.

ha! someone knows his theory about humor... well put!

\"ccb056 decides to try horseback riding...\"

That might be amusing now.

Krom wrote:"ccb056 decides to try horseback riding..."

That might be amusing now.

Especially if it tramples him in the end and yells at him saying that it has rights too.

MD-2389 wrote:

Krom wrote:"ccb056 decides to try horseback riding..."

That might be amusing now.

Especially if it tramples him in the end and yells at him saying that it has rights too.

lol

p.s. where did yer avatar go!

LOL

Vindicator wrote:I think the moral of the thread is that women are stupid.

Maybe you should say "some" women are stupid next time.

*cough*silverbullet*cough*

Hey way a minute..... That was fun not stupid!

I think it's pretty clear that this is a self-deprecating joke written by a blonde.

...but cannot seen to get a firm grip.

...seemingly impervious to its slipping rider

Have you guys ever seen that shirt that says \"Your a dumbass!\" Then when the person corrects you and says it's supposed to be \"you're,\" you just say, \"You really are a dumbass!\"

Suncho wrote:I think it's pretty clear that this is a self-deprecating joke written by a blonde.

...but cannot seen to get a firm grip.

...seemingly impervious to its slipping rider

Have you guys ever seen that shirt that says "Your a dumbass!" Then when the person corrects you and says it's supposed to be "you're," you just say, "You really are a dumbass!"

Suncho stop calling yourself a dumbass.

It was a copy and paste, im not going to f'ing proofread every funny joke I feel like sharing.

See the post above to witness how owned I just got. This guy right here is already doing it! -->

haha!