My Wife left me ... (JOKE)
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My Wife left me ... (JOKE)
I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed
the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, \"Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!\"
She said, \"I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you.\"
I told her, \"Hell, that's what the beer was for!\"
I don't think she'll be back.
the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, \"Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!\"
She said, \"I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you.\"
I told her, \"Hell, that's what the beer was for!\"
I don't think she'll be back.
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duh.Admiral Thrawn wrote:Heh, this was a joke right?
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Re: My Wife left me ...
busting a gut over here. Thanks KB...KoolBear wrote:She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
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I have a stake in the brooklyn bridge that you may be interested in. it's very valuable.Zangarath wrote:That is terrible. All I can say is I wish you luck.
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