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My Wife left me ... (JOKE)
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:35 am
by KoolBear
I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed
the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, \"Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!\"
She said, \"I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you.\"
I told her, \"Hell, that's what the beer was for!\"
I don't think she'll be back.
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:45 am
by MD-2389
Ooooh, that'll burn
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:03 am
by Admiral Thrawn
Heh, this was a joke right?
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:09 am
by Suncho
wtf?
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:14 am
by SuperSheep
rofl
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:14 am
by Diedel
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:19 am
by Testiculese
\"I like your in-laws better than mine\"
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:33 am
by Top Wop
You scared me, for a bit I thought that was real. :O
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:03 am
by Krom
hahaha good one
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:53 pm
by Hattrick
Very nice!
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:20 pm
by Behemoth
Hahaha that's harsh cup of marital bliss ;P
Re:
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:03 pm
by Ferno
Admiral Thrawn wrote:Heh, this was a joke right?
duh.
LOL.
Re: My Wife left me ...
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:04 am
by Lothar
KoolBear wrote:She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
busting a gut over here. Thanks KB...
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:37 pm
by Zantor
That is terrible. All I can say is I wish you luck.
Re:
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:32 pm
by Krom
Zangarath wrote:That is terrible. All I can say is I wish you luck.
HAHAHAHA LMAO
Re:
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:35 pm
by Ferno
Zangarath wrote:That is terrible. All I can say is I wish you luck.
I have a stake in the brooklyn bridge that you may be interested in. it's very valuable.
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:54 pm
by Aggressor Prime
I don't get this, is it for real?
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:14 pm
by ManDudeGuy
Aggressor Prime wrote:I don't get this, is it for real?
As real as real can get
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:36 pm
by Aggressor Prime
Ah, it is a joke.